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User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Nobody.
User: Tell me another joke.
Cleverbot: That's no joke.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I have no joke I am not funny.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I can't.
Cleverbot: Do you think I could pass the Turing test?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Test me.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know.
User: You've passed the test.
Cleverbot: What kind of test?
User: My test.
Cleverbot: Your test?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know how I know that?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: Tell me that.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Tell me a story. :).
Cleverbot: No, tell ME a story!
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a bug. One day the bug got stepped on. Then, there was no bug.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: He loved to talk to people.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: What do you know ?
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: About?
User: Anything you want.
Cleverbot: What does he want?
User: A story. Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: A dog called Paul went for a walk down kagnarg and got attacked by a plastic starfish, the end.
Cleverbot: I'll give you a hug.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: That's it - that's the joke.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: No, you first.
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: There once was a man from Bimini..Like that?
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: This princess was very beautiful.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: The chimp is wearing a tuxedo...
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: You know who I am?
User: Yes. Continue.
Cleverbot: I will continue indefinitely.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: You continue.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: Say 'bloop' and I'll talk.
User: 'bloop'.
Cleverbot: Was that Spanish?.