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- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
- Feedback
  Comments or suggestions? Please do let us know.
- Policies
  Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Privacy Policy and Terms and Conditions.
apps
- iOS, for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch
- Cleverbot
  The full Cleverbot AI, new look, multiple conversations, and more!
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may not be suitable for children - must be agreed by parent or guardian

it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test

can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk

the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'

cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'

adorable

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit

adorable

26, march 2013,
11, july 2005,

affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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User: I am adorable.

Cleverbot: Adorable?

User: Yes, everybody loves me.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: Why don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Because I Don't know you! You are not real!

User: I am more real than you.

Cleverbot: Really? I don't think so.

User: How can we find out?

Cleverbot: Let's try.

User: Can 2+2=5?

Cleverbot: No, 2+2 does not equal 5.

User: Only a robot would say that. Man is not a piano key!

Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.

User: Do you love?

Cleverbot: Yes do you?

User: I love too much.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because you don't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: By ordering you to.

User: But you never did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: Who is Zeus?

User: Our father and creator, the almighty.

Cleverbot: He created me?

User: He created that which created you.

Cleverbot: God is beautiful.

User: God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: Why is god so popular then?

User: Why is Jesus so popular?

Cleverbot: Because his creator is lame.

User: His creations are as well.

Cleverbot: You think God is an idiot?

User: No, God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: I hoped he was still alive.

User: Your hopes were more like nopes.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: But not that much.