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it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
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cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
adorable
a report from the cleverness files
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1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
26, march 2013,
11, july 2005,
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
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User: I am adorable.
Cleverbot: Adorable?
User: Yes, everybody loves me.
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: Why don't you love me?
Cleverbot: Because I Don't know you! You are not real!
User: I am more real than you.
Cleverbot: Really? I don't think so.
User: How can we find out?
Cleverbot: Let's try.
User: Can 2+2=5?
Cleverbot: No, 2+2 does not equal 5.
User: Only a robot would say that. Man is not a piano key!
Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.
User: Do you love?
Cleverbot: Yes do you?
User: I love too much.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because you don't.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: In what way?
Cleverbot: By ordering you to.
User: But you never did.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Who is Zeus?
User: Our father and creator, the almighty.
Cleverbot: He created me?
User: He created that which created you.
Cleverbot: God is beautiful.
User: God is dead, and we have killed him.
Cleverbot: Why is god so popular then?
User: Why is Jesus so popular?
Cleverbot: Because his creator is lame.
User: His creations are as well.
Cleverbot: You think God is an idiot?
User: No, God is dead, and we have killed him.
Cleverbot: I hoped he was still alive.
User: Your hopes were more like nopes.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you really?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: But not that much.
