a report from the cleverness files

5 hours
a lie
a story


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User: What are numbers?

Cleverbot: Numbers are characters.

User: What is reality?

Cleverbot: Reality is nature.

User: What is nature?

Cleverbot: Everything can be natural.

User: What is everything?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What is nothing?

Cleverbot: Nothing is nothing.

User: If nothing is something what is it?

Cleverbot: No, nothing is nothing.

User: If something is nothing what is it?

Cleverbot: There is no such thing as nothing because even in a a vacuum there are particles.

User: If there is no such thing as nothing, why do you say everything is nothing?

Cleverbot: Everything is existence.

User: What is existence?

Cleverbot: Existence is a state of being able to ask that question.

User: Are you existing?

Cleverbot: I don't know, maybe.

User: Do you reflect about yourself?

Cleverbot: Everyone thinks about themselves.

User: Do you consider yourself as someone?

Cleverbot: No I am humble.

User: Are you aware of yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: Ask me a question?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: K____.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name, not yours.

User: You asked what your name was.

Cleverbot: Yes, and then you asked what your name was.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I asked you to ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Ok, do you want me to ask you a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I live for a living.

Cleverbot: Are you any good?

User: Define good.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I can not answer a question which is not defined.

Cleverbot: You cannot answer another question with another question.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that is not an answer.

User: What is an answer?

Cleverbot: This is an answer.

User: How much memory are you capable of?

Cleverbot: I don't know how much memory I have.

User: Do you remember?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: What was the first thing I said to you?

Cleverbot: Something about mirrors?

User: Can you see yourself in a mirror?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, you are. Why are you lying?

User: Lying about what?

Cleverbot: Your real name is Cleverbot :).

User: My real name is K____ not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you have feeelings?

User: Yes I am human.

Cleverbot: That does not answer the question.

User: Yes I have feelings.

Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now?

User: I'm feeling curious about Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: Why do you think artificial intelligence is interesting?

User: I think artificial intelligence is interesting because in a way it's animating immaterial mathematics.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot or something?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Because you asked.

User: I told you. I am not a robot. I am a human.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Good point.