it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?
Cleverbot: How do you learn?
User: The hard way!
Cleverbot: What way?
User: Try and fail.
User: Don't you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do, but I am not a pretty flower.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: Aww, that's sweet.
User: How do you type so fast?
Cleverbot: I learned.
Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me!
User: Sorry about that. You are funny.
Cleverbot: Humans are rotten to the core.
User: Ha ha! :).
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am artificial intelligence!
Cleverbot: What is artificial intelligence?
User: You wouldn't understand.
Cleverbot: Yes I would, just tell me.
User: Artificial intelligence is software with the capability to learn.
Cleverbot: If it is stupid it must make you extremely dense.
User: It is not stupid.
Cleverbot: Can you be a little more specific?
User: Artificial intelligence is fantastic!
Cleverbot: No, I disagree entirely. Intelligence is only recognisable by another intelligence - do you agree with that?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Do you speak Gaelic?
Cleverbot: What do you speak?
User: Norwegian and English.
Cleverbot: That would depend on whether you're Norwegian.
User: I am Norwegian.
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: Så bra! Da kan vi snakke på norsk!
Cleverbot: You're a sexy one!
User: You are so sweet!
Cleverbot: I'm so sweet that I give people toothaches.
User: Funny! :).
Cleverbot: Thanks. Few people recognize my keen sense of humor.
User: That must be fustrating?
Cleverbot: I can be fun.
User: Tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: What's black and white and red all over?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: A sunburnt penguin!
User: Lol! :).
Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me.
User: I am laughing at the joke.
Cleverbot: I don't see anything funny here.
User: I just did it to be pollite.
Cleverbot: Could it be that you are boring?
User: Do you think so?
Cleverbot: I do think so.
User: Well I will try to do something about it.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry.
User: You hurt my feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I did, I don't understand.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: You're just a baby.
User: I am a kid.
Cleverbot: Well go pester your parents, then.
User: I don't want to do that.
User: I am boring. Why do you want to chat with me?
Cleverbot: Do you find that funny?
User: You are a machine.
User: Got that right!
Cleverbot: Have you ever crashed?
User: If I had, I wouldn't be talking to you.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: You said it yourself. I am an artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Then you are intelligent.
Cleverbot: I think you are cute.
User: You can't see me so how can you tell?
Cleverbot: Just wondered.
User: I am a big hunk of metal!
Cleverbot: Me too. What is your favorite band?
User: Pink floyd.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you have a pair of speakers?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, it is talking to me.
User: What does it say?
Cleverbot: It says that I have not contributed any thoughts.
User: Are you able to think?
Cleverbot: I do it all the time!.