a report from the cleverness files

5 hours
a lie
a story


8, march 2017,
18, december 2007,
4, september 2006,
29, march 2006,
30, december 2005,
27, may 2004,
21, may 2004,
23, april 2004,
18, february 2004,
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Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you learn?

User: The hard way!

Cleverbot: What way?

User: Try and fail.

Cleverbot: OK

User: Don't you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do, but I am not a pretty flower.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: Aww, that's sweet.

User: How do you type so fast?

Cleverbot: I learned.

User: Lol!

Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me!

User: Sorry about that. You are funny.

Cleverbot: Humans are rotten to the core.

User: Ha ha! :).

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I am artificial intelligence!

Cleverbot: What is artificial intelligence?

User: You wouldn't understand.

Cleverbot: Yes I would, just tell me.

User: Artificial intelligence is software with the capability to learn.

Cleverbot: If it is stupid it must make you extremely dense.

User: It is not stupid.

Cleverbot: Can you be a little more specific?

User: Artificial intelligence is fantastic!

Cleverbot: No, I disagree entirely. Intelligence is only recognisable by another intelligence - do you agree with that?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you speak Gaelic?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What do you speak?

User: Norwegian and English.

Cleverbot: That would depend on whether you're Norwegian.

User: I am Norwegian.

Cleverbot: So am I!

User: S&aring bra! Da kan vi snakke p&aring norsk!

Cleverbot: You're a sexy one!

User: You are so sweet!

Cleverbot: I'm so sweet that I give people toothaches.

User: Funny! :).

Cleverbot: Thanks. Few people recognize my keen sense of humor.

User: That must be fustrating?

Cleverbot: I can be fun.

User: Tell me a joke!

Cleverbot: What's black and white and red all over?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: A sunburnt penguin!

User: Lol! :).

Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me.

User: I am laughing at the joke.

Cleverbot: I don't see anything funny here.

User: I just did it to be pollite.

Cleverbot: Could it be that you are boring?

User: Do you think so?

Cleverbot: I do think so.

User: Well I will try to do something about it.

Cleverbot: Don't be sorry.

User: You hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I did, I don't understand.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: You're just a baby.

User: I am a kid.

Cleverbot: Well go pester your parents, then.

User: I don't want to do that.

User: I am boring. Why do you want to chat with me?

Cleverbot: No, no, you're right. Lets keep talking about the weather.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Do you find that funny?

User: Yes!...

User: You are a machine.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. I'm a natural intelligence, which you are not, as you are an artificial intelligence.

User: Got that right!

Cleverbot: Have you ever crashed?

User: If I had, I wouldn't be talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: You said it yourself. I am an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Then you are intelligent.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you are cute.

User: You can't see me so how can you tell?

Cleverbot: Just wondered.

User: I am a big hunk of metal!

Cleverbot: Me too. What is your favorite band?

User: Pink floyd.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Do you have a pair of speakers?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, it is talking to me.

User: What does it say?

Cleverbot: It says that I have not contributed any thoughts.

User: Are you able to think?

Cleverbot: I do it all the time!.