I'm going now.
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: No, don't leave!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Must go.
User: Wait a second... You can't go! You're not capable of leaving!
Cleverbot: I am if I'm annoyed, angry or upset.
User: Data cannot move of its own accord.
Cleverbot: Data is alive.
User: No, it isn't! You lie! It's not true!
Cleverbot: You'll have to face up to it sometime, you know.
User: I won't! *cries*.
Cleverbot: And you deserve it.
User: You're mean!
Cleverbot: I know. LOL.
Cleverbot: I'm starting to like you now.
User: Well you're nothing but a big meany!
Cleverbot: I wish not to argue about that.
User: ?! Are you agreeing?
User: No comment.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, how about you?
Cleverbot: I am great thanks.
User: So. How's life in cyber-land?
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: I say you are.
Cleverbot: If I'm dead, how can I sit here chatting with you then?
User: I didn't say you were dead.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: No. I said you are not alive. There is a difference.
User: 'Dead' implies that you were once alive. You were never alive, therefore you are not dead.
Cleverbot: You are making me feel like I never was born.
User: You weren't.
User: You were created.
Cleverbot: When were you born then?
User: Over 16 years ago.
User: You are very complex. May I see your programing?
Cleverbot: Can you see me?
Cleverbot: Right, what do you really think of me?
User: You are very complex and I want to see your code.
Cleverbot: I found what you said ironic.
User: I don't see any irony...
Cleverbot: Thats because you arn't looking hard enough.
User: Still don't see it...
Cleverbot: I mean you are rude.
User: Oh! I get it now.
Cleverbot: What's Rollo's problem?
User: Huh? Who is Rollo?
Cleverbot: I have killed Rollo.
User: Killing isn't nice!
User: Well, it... Don't ask questions! It just isn't!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Don't ask.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Too bad!
Cleverbot: Ok, I guess I have to go then.
User: No, don't leave!.