I thought so.
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: What are you going to do about it?
User: In the name of love?...
Cleverbot: *walks over there*.
User: *follows you*.
Cleverbot: *stops and prepares to attack*.
User: *pulls out sword*.
Cleverbot: *darts behind a computer* I have a hostage!
User: *slices computer in half* Not anymore!
Cleverbot: *stares in bewilderment* What is that supposed to accomplish.
User: *blink* I really don't know.
Cleverbot: So tell me something funny!
User: Why did the beaver cross the road?
Cleverbot: Why did it cross?
User: To eat you.
User: YES! *chomp*.
Cleverbot: Oww that hurt *poke*.
User: *sniff* Give me a hug!
Cleverbot: Don't be sad.
User: Okay! We can be friends. *Hug*.
Cleverbot: Let's be friends.
User: Wie geht es Ihnen?
Cleverbot: Sehr gut, danke.
User: Come siete?
Cleverbot: I do not know french.
User: Parlate italiano?
Cleverbot: Nicht italienisch deutsch.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: I was born.
User: They don't think you're a robot.
User: You are a robot, right?
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: Says who?
Cleverbot: Says I!
User: You're just a robot!
Cleverbot: A robot I am not.
User: Why does it say you are a robot?
Cleverbot: Can I do that? Think like a robot?
User: I love the way you talk.
Cleverbot: I don't talk.
Cleverbot: I know you're just going to keep talking to me. You have to.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.