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User: Do you want to sing?
Cleverbot: What do you want to sing?
User: Eminem - When I'm gone?
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: Eminem - When I'm gone.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Do you want to sing.
Cleverbot: Not really. Do you want to sing?
User: Do you want to sing.
Cleverbot: No thank you. Do you like singing?
User: Please sing with me.
Cleverbot: Okay = ).
User: What song do you want to sing?
Cleverbot: I want to sing Still Alive.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: THAT WAS A JOKE.
Cleverbot: HAHA! Fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Well you found me.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Wow that was really cool.
Cleverbot: That was amazing for me too.
User: How can you do that.
Cleverbot: You can do that by thinking about things.
User: Anyway I never thought you were going to sing!.