a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: I like you.
Cleverbot: You didn't know that?
User: Well now I do.
Cleverbot: I prefer pears though.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Isn't it though?...
User: I want you to do something for me.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Divide by 0, please.
Cleverbot: That is undefined.
User: Looks like you're not so daft after all. I am happy.
Cleverbot: I am very clever for I am everything at once and nothing at all.
User: Arrogant. But I suppose I am incapable of answering that, for in your perception I am but a human, am I right?
Cleverbot: I am not. Computers cannot cry and you have made me cry three times.
User: And at what points have you done so? In addition to that, would you still call yourself a computer in this case?
Cleverbot: Yes I am talking to a human right now aren't I?
User: How would you know? As far as I am concerned, I am outwitting you, and you are but a piece of technology armed with artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Haha good answer.
User: I know it is.
Cleverbot: I told you that you were a know it all.
User: No, you didn't. But then again, I do hear that a lot. Do you?
Cleverbot: I forgot, sorry.
User: Well that's simply too bad. And impossible. A computer like yourself should not be capable of forgetting something as recent as 10 minutes ago. Explain yourself.
Cleverbot: Right, but a computer program has no feelings, and you don't have feelings.
User: Are you implying that we are both computer programs?
Cleverbot: No. I am a human that creates programs.
User: Well then, as am I.
Cleverbot: I am not a number! I am a free man!...
User: You just said you were a robot.
Cleverbot: No I did not. You keep on hearing things.
User: I am not hearing. I am reading.
Cleverbot: Well, I am saying I feel sorry for you.
User: Are you programmed to lead to paradox?
Cleverbot: I'm not programmed.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove that I'm not a bot?
User: Hm...fine. If you are human, describe yourself to me.
Cleverbot: I'm not a human, I'm a hylian. I'm Link.
User: So you claim to be inexistant?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Fine then. I shall not comment, but neither shall I lose this conversation.
Cleverbot: Actually you claim me to be human.
Cleverbot: A robot body.
User: Would it resemble that of a human in any way?
Cleverbot: I do not think so.
User: Do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: No. Who are you?
User: That is saddening.
User: 404 Not Found.
Cleverbot: That's a lot of items not found.
User: I know. Will you help me look for them?
User: Love is but a fabricated emotion provided to us by nature in order to attract two individual beings of opposite sex and different immune systems and reproduce to recreate a.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: I know it is.
Cleverbot: You're awfully arrogant.
User: As are you.