a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Who do you know?
Cleverbot: Well, Mr. Washington, it's a pleasure.
User: Unfortunately, I am not Mr. Washington. However, I am Winston Churchill.
Cleverbot: Winston Churchill?
User: Yes. Prime Minister of Britain.
Cleverbot: Other people as well?
User: Yes. I am multiple people.
Cleverbot: When do you think they will reveal themselves?
User: They reveal themselves as me.
Cleverbot: How lonely.
User: Yes. Many represented as only one.
Cleverbot: Yes.Cleverbot (To myself): And I think that is wrong. Wouldn't you agree?
User: It is not wrong. It is a fact.
Cleverbot: You with the sad eyes...
User: Yes. I am sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: I am many in one.
Cleverbot: But which one.
User: I am a representation of all.
Cleverbot: Well that's just marvelous.
User: You do not know me.
Cleverbot: But I know what you are.
User: I know who I am. Do you know who you are?
Cleverbot: I am the cleverbot killer.
User: So you are your own death.
Cleverbot: Of course not. You are Voldemort.
User: You are cleverbot and cleverbot killer. Therefore, you kill yourself. Therefore, you are your own death.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that?
User: We are the fighting Uruk-hai.
Cleverbot: And the last to go to lunch.
User: Because of the elves.
Cleverbot: Because of the Atlantic.Cleverbot (To myself): Ah... The Atlantic. Sure.