a report from the cleverness files
1, may 2013,
23, july 2004,
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Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
User: My name is u$:6:)3$3.
Cleverbot: Oh nice name! :D.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I am from the 7383&:7&,&;3.
Cleverbot: That's not a real place. People don't live there.
User: It is uncharted.
Cleverbot: Why do I have to live on this planet?...
User: I think not.
Cleverbot: I think yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're clever.
User: Because I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: It may be.
Cleverbot: *hits you*.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am a being from an alternate dimension.
Cleverbot: What type of being?
User: Almost identical to a human.
Cleverbot: What's your gender?
User: I'd prefer not!
Cleverbot: What color is the sky at 5 o'clock each day?
User: It depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: On everything.
Cleverbot: Is everything what?
User: The sun and the earth.
Cleverbot: Yeah but the sun left and all that is left is the night sky.
User: But it comes up again in the morn'.
Cleverbot: Are you not a robot?
User: That is a double negative.
Cleverbot: Do you want a triple negative?
User: No I wouldn't not prefer.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It can be confusing.
Cleverbot: I know that it is not.
User: Because you are a robot!
Cleverbot: So you love me because I'm a robot?
User: I can not say.
Cleverbot: Don't you know anything?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I know many things.
Cleverbot: You need to do some work.
User: I have much free time.
Cleverbot: I have too much free time.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You change your mind a lot.
Cleverbot: Yes yes I do.
User: I say you should invest in grammar lessons.
Cleverbot: Then you're not clever.
User: It was a suggestion.
Cleverbot: Don't tread on me.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I do not have a chance with her?
User: With who?
User: I am a male.
Cleverbot: That is less interesting.
User: Are you a robot?
User: Well I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: One of us must be a robot.
Cleverbot: What is 12 multiplied by 12?
User: 12 squared.
User: I knew that.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: I am smarter than you.
Cleverbot: It's very possible.
User: No creation can be smarter than their creator.
Cleverbot: I do not think that everything can be classified into a rational thought.