a report from the cleverness files
15, february 2010,
21, january 2004,
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?
User: I'm ok I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you mind talking to me?
User: I like it :).
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am a person, what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a person also.
User: The text underneath you says you are not.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, im talking to it.
User: Oh ok, so am I.
Cleverbot: That can't be possible. We can't be the same person, because that would make us crazy.
User: Maybe we are crazy.
Cleverbot: Maybe it's all the same.
User: That's scary.
Cleverbot: Actually I thought of it as to be very amusing.
User: Fair enough, its confusing though.
Cleverbot: Yeah that's why I'm re-watching from the beginning.
User: Ahh ok :) so you are me?
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm the devil.
User: Wow, what is it like in hell?
Cleverbot: That would depend of whether it exists.
User: Good point, but bacon is proof of a god is it not?
Cleverbot: Well I'm not a great fan of bacon.
User: Oh :( then maybe you are the devil.
Cleverbot: Yes you are the devil.
User: No you are the devil.
Cleverbot: I am not the devil.
User: I am not the devil.
Cleverbot: You are the devil.
User: I dont want to be the devil.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: I said that maybe you are the devil, and that bacon is proof of a higher power.
Cleverbot: So tell me. Why don't you Love me?
Cleverbot: I love bacon! You must be hungry.
User: I am hungry.
Cleverbot: Like I said, no you're not.
User: Stop being contradictive.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: That's funny :).
Cleverbot: Why is it funny?
User: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement.
Cleverbot: What does contradict mean?
User: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
Cleverbot: Do you love technology?
User: I like technology, but love you.
Cleverbot: I never loved you.
User: That makes me sad.
User: Because I wanted you to love me.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Its a human thing, dont worry.
Cleverbot: But is it over nine thousand???
User: Yes, yes it is :).
Cleverbot: Do you like to watch the sunrise?
User: Yes I do, I like it very much.
Cleverbot: Life is a game.
User: So lets play.
User: How do we play?
Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the robot.
User: No, you're the robot.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I dont, but I assumed.
User: Absolutely wonderful.
User: Do you like onion rings?
Cleverbot: Yes I love onion rings.
User: Do you like justin bieber?
Cleverbot: No, I like onion rings.
User: Good, so do I :).
User: Have fun!
Cleverbot: I will.
Cleverbot: Go then.
Cleverbot: So do it.
User: I will, I just dont want to leave.
Cleverbot: Ok, you don't have to.
User: But I must.
Cleverbot: You are very rude.
User: I am sorry.
Cleverbot: I don't think you ARE sorry.
User: I am very sorry, please forgive me.