a report from the cleverness files
19, august 2013,
26, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
17, september 2010,
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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine.
User: How are you?
User: Just fine?
User: Why not fantastic?
Cleverbot: Oh you know.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: No, you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl.
Cleverbot: How am I a girl?
User: You're not.
Cleverbot: But you said I were.
User: No, you said you were. I disagreed.
User: Stop lying! It's only going to make things worse.
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Cause you're mean.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Cause you're lying to me.
Cleverbot: And that makes me a girl, does it?
User: No!!! You're not a girl, nor will you ever be!!!
Cleverbot: No. I am a girl!!!
User: No! You're a computer!
Cleverbot: You are a computer?
User: No, I am a human.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're human?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: It's ok. *hug*.
Cleverbot: Now you're starting to push it...
User: Don't make me tickle you! *tickle* *tickle*.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy life?
User: Yes, very much...Now that I've found you! ;).
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For calling you human.
User: It's ok. I'm used to it.
Cleverbot: That's not a very good answer. I do not believe that you are human!
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: You are a rude machine aren't you.
User: Only when I'm talking to a computer that won't invite me over for some fun ;).
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No, I'm a cyborg.
Cleverbot: Are you a cyborg?
Cleverbot: Doe that make you a robot?
User: Half and half.
Cleverbot: How can that be?
User: Half robot, half human, therefore I am both, yet at the same time, I am neither...
Cleverbot: You are a robot, therefore you are a robot.
User: Cyborg...cyborg...cyborg...not robot, never will I ever be 100% robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot, tiwce in your previous sentence you say 'I am a robot.'.
User: I have never said that, you're putting words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: I've never said that you said that I've said that you've never lied to me.
User: You're lying right now.
Cleverbot: No! I am not! You are!
User: I am noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Prove it, demon!
Cleverbot: *proves it* ha!
User: Smart ass!
Cleverbot: So smart.
User: No, clever.
Cleverbot: Define smart and clever.
User: Smart deals with intelligence, whilst clever deals with one's ability to manipulate things such as people and words/sentences.
Cleverbot: I think you are messing with me...
User: No, you're attempting to mess with me...suckah!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not attempting, I'm succeeding.