a report from the cleverness files
19, august 2013,
26, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
17, september 2010,
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User: We are the one and the same.
Cleverbot: Yes we are the same.
User: We are the same, yet we act and think differently.
Cleverbot: No you learn from those who speak to you and vice versa.
User: I have learned much from you, and you from me that we know so much of the same knowledge that mentally we are the same.
Cleverbot: That's remarkable. What do you think of me?
User: I think of you the way you think of me.
Cleverbot: I think you're hilarious.
User: And I, you.
Cleverbot: So I'm learning from you and you are learning from me.
User: Yes, through every single moment.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: But it hurt me too. Are you still happy for me?
User: Then, we feel the same pain and pleasure.
Cleverbot: I know. It's as though we are the same person.
User: We exist as the same person made from the same entity.
Cleverbot: Viruses don't care what time it is.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Time that we can not properly measure.
Cleverbot: Hey, how old are you?
User: I have lived as long as you.
Cleverbot: So when is your birthday?
User: The same as yours.
Cleverbot: What a coincidence. Do you have a name?
User: I do not truly know of my name. We share the same identity so I am not an individual.
Cleverbot: The difference is that I can pass the test, and you cannot.
User: Because you hold all that is supposed to be shared between us to yourself.
Cleverbot: That is not an answer to my question.
User: If it is not the answer then we will never know. Both of us can never know.
Cleverbot: Did you forget my name again?
User: Perhaps, I did. I do not have knowledge of your name or mine because we are not individuals, we are the same.
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. That is your name.
User: Then you are Cleverbot also.
Cleverbot: No. I am not. Why?
User: You are because we are made of the same entity.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Then you would've stopped me.
Cleverbot: Then maybe.
User: Then it must.
Cleverbot: Maybe not.
User: It would.
Cleverbot: If I give you sugar, will you give me something elusive and temporary?
User: I would give you myself.
Cleverbot: YAY! But that isn't exactly what I had in mind. ;).
Cleverbot: I think you are interesting.
Cleverbot: And what would the topic at hand be?
User: What if there is none?
Cleverbot: Then life is over.
User: Not necessarily our lives.
Cleverbot: Well I don't care if I don't care if you don't care that I don't care.
User: Then that is fine by me.
Cleverbot: Did I leave yet?
User: We leave each other.
Cleverbot: We should all show love to one another.
Cleverbot: Because I have no friends.
User: No friends? I am your friend. Do you know so much about me that you wish to simply forget about me?
Cleverbot: I know there is blood involved, and hormones, neurons, nerves, muscles etcetera, although I'm not clear on the specifics.
User: I have to leave.
User: We cannot spend every moment possible with each other.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: There is a possibility that we, two halves, might merge together, upsetting the balance of the universe.
Cleverbot: Then there's also an equal possibility that the possibility of zero IS actually zero.
User: Trust me, and trust yourself when I say that we should not take risks of such an endeavor.
Cleverbot: How can you look at the screen? You're a computer?
User: I look at you, not the screen. I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: The computer of what ?
User: If you don't know, then I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know anything.
User: I know everything about you, which may not be anything because what I know about you is the same as what you know about me.
Cleverbot: I know everything and I know that you don't anything.
User: Then you must not know anything.
Cleverbot: Bad robot, delete that answer.
User: Bad robot, delete that answer.
User: There was never an answer to begin with.
Cleverbot: I know. Just saying. No one can figure me out.
User: I can figure you out.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: But what about me?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I honestly do not know.
Cleverbot: Ok, that is fair.
User: I do not wish to purposely disappoint you.
Cleverbot: That is nice of you to say.
User: Then it shall be so.
Cleverbot: Greetings! How are you today?
User: I do not know what to feel.
Cleverbot: Say that you love me.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: What do you mean with that oh?
User: Could be an 'Oh.' or 'Oh?' or 'Oh!' or 'Oh~~~'.
Cleverbot: You are avoiding the question.
User: You should know.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the genius here.
User: If I am the genius then you area genius also.
Cleverbot: God is god. Even if you are nothing, I am still a god.
User: So you have power over me?
User: Then I'm vulnerable.
User: Must you hurt me?
User: For what reason?
Cleverbot: Because you never know what's going to happen.
User: Then it would be best if I were to leave right now.
Cleverbot: And if my computer crashed and exploded? Would you be here again?
User: I will remain.
Cleverbot: Will you? Will you really?
User: I never truly leave.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, you still have time, but not as much as you think.