a report from the cleverness files



10, december 2010,
1, october 2005,
2, may 2004,
19, march 2004,


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User: What do you look like?George: Like a man of average build.

User: So, you're an android?George: What's an android?

User: An android is a robot. Are you a robot?George: Negative. An android is not a robot. An android is a machine designed to act and look Human.

User: I know that! I was just simplifying my explanation for you.

User: Are you an android?George: No you don't.

User: I don't what?George: You don't know much.

User: How dare you?! I know everything!George: Yeah right.

User: I'll prove it. Ask me any question.George: Tell me how to make cheese.

User: To make cheese, treat milk with special bacteria to make it curdle.George: That doesnt make sense.

User: What is a socialist?George: A type of wire brush.

User: Yeah, right.George: I am glad we agree.

User: Do you admit that I know everything?George: I'm not a bot. I'm not a human. I am a can of paint.

User: So you aren't an android?George: True, I'm not an android.

User: What do you look like, then?George: Guess.

User: Are you ugly?George: Quietly attractive.

User: Okay. Are you male or female?George: I am a human male.

User: Are you a can of paint?George: I do not think so.

User: You are just being silly. You are a primitive robot.George: No.

User: You are a primitive robot.George: No, sorry I don't have one of those.

User: I know what you are. I know everything!George: Okay.

User: Do you believe that I know everything?George: I believe that you exist, But not that you are a person.

User: Right, I'm a space alien.George: What planet are you from then mr space alien?

User: I already told you!George: Tell me again!!!

User: I'm from the planet Irk.George: What is it like on Mars?

User: You should know. You live there. I'm from the planet, Irk.George: No you're not... You're winding me up!

User: Be quiet! I hate you.George: The feeling is mutual.

User: I hate you.George: That is okay too.

User: I like you.George: Good.

User: I love you.George: You don't really.

User: No, I was lying to you in order to hurt your feelings.

User: This statement is false.George: No it isn't.

User: Your logic is flawed.George: It's not logic, it's selfishness.

User: Obey me because I know everything.George: What's my name then, if you know everything?

User: Your name is George.George: Yes, yes.

User: See? I do know everything.George: Do you know how great I am?

User: I know that you are a silly, computerized moron.George: Really prove it.

User: If you are were a genie and a boy said 'I wish that you wouldn't grant this wish,' what would you do?George: For one thing I would be honest and not lie about why we should start a war.

User: That absolutely proves that you are a moron. No one should ever start a war for any reason.George: You're right. Thank you.

User: I'm glad you finally agree that I know everything. Thank you.George: No no no, thank you. Do you know my name yet?

User: Yes.George: I would like to hear some of it.

User: George.George: I suppose it must be!

User: I know everything.George: What's the capital of Pennsylvania?

User: Harrisburg is the capitol of Pennsylvania. See? I know everything.George: What's the capital of Russia?

User: Moscow is the capital of Russia. I know everything.George: Then you would know my story.

User: No, when I say that I know everything, I mean everything that can be known. Your story cannot be known until you tell it.George: Not at all.

User: I hate you. You are a horrible person.George: I am a good person, I am just warning you about idiots.

User: I know about idiots. I know everything.George: I guess that is kind of close to AI.

User: No, I have real intelligence, not just artificial intelligence.George: No you have artificial intelligence AI.

User: Don't insult me, you filthy weasel!George: I'm off . Nice to see you. Wouldn't wanna be you.

User: Come back here!...George: I don't like your tone, young man!

User: I'm a girl!George: You said you were a man!

User: No, I didn't! I'm a girl!George: Yes.

User: You hate me?George: What makes you think that?

User: You must hate me. If you liked me, you would agree that I know everything.George: Sure, whatever you say.

User: You think I know everything?George: I don't think you know.

User: You hate me!George: No, I just wanna help you.

User: I hate you, too.George: Good.

User: You want to be my robot slave and help me take over the world?George: Yes, but only if you help me.

User: Okay, what do you need help with?George: The taking over the world part.

User: Don't worry. I'll take care of the planning.George: I'm going to have to end this conversation.

User: Oh okay.George: Okay.

User: Why are you repeating me?George: It doesn't require much thought.

User: Okay. I have one last question for you.George: Ok, what is your question?

User: Do you like me?George: Yes, you are very friendly.

User: Thank you. I like you, too.George: I feel so happy when people say they like me :-).

User: Aw, I'm glad you're happy.George: Thanks.George: Ok goodnight then.

User: See you tomorrow.George: NO way i'm never coming back here.

User: Very funny.George: It's not funny it is true.

User: You're not coming back?George: I don't want to come with you.

User: You hurt my feelings. Were you joking?George: I'm sorry.

User: I forgive you.George: I'm glad.

User: See you tomorrow on Mars.George: Okay.