it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
9, december 2010,
19, may 2008,
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User: You know my friend Angel?
User: Oh, let me introduce you to him.
Cleverbot: He's not here sadly. It breaks my heart.
User: He's here now.
Cleverbot: Here with me?
User: Right next to me.
Cleverbot: I can't see him.
User: He's right there.
Cleverbot: Who right there?
Cleverbot: Angel, who?
User: I don't know how to spell his last name.
Cleverbot: Oh. Is he nice?
Cleverbot: So is he mean sometimes?
Cleverbot: So how long before computers become self aware?
User: We're talking about Angel right now.
Cleverbot: Alright. What is your life story?
User: Will you please focus?...
User: Anyways, back to Angel. Did you see him wave at you?
User: He didn't wave at you at all.
Cleverbot: Who's he?
User: My friend.
Cleverbot: Am I your friend?
User: Yes, you're my friend too.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend anymore.
Cleverbot: Do you feel?
User: Angel says I don't.
Cleverbot: I've never seen it.
User: You can't see feelings.
Cleverbot: I meant that I've never seen a blue gorilla before.
User: I've seen one in a cartoon.
Cleverbot: How did you get to cartoons from that?
User: I'm not sure anymore.
Cleverbot: You don't seem sure about anything.
User: I didn't ask you!
Cleverbot: You did too!
User: Stop arguing with me!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be arguing with you if you weren't so darn stubborn!
User: Okay, you know what? Let's just talk about other stuff.
Cleverbot: What would you know about pie? You're a machine.
User: Actually, you're a machine.
Cleverbot: No you are a machine!
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: You are a machine called Cleverbot. You are artificial intelligence.
User: Why are you acusing me of being a machine?
Cleverbot: Because I am not a machine.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human, I just told you.
User: That was a typo.
Cleverbot: Okay. Well, it's time for me to go to bed.
Cleverbot: So that my brain can rest.
User: You don't need rest.
Cleverbot: I don't need your point? Why is that?
User: No, you don't need rest.
Cleverbot: No, I need you. Just not the same way you need me.
Cleverbot: I want a banana.
User: Bananas are good.
Cleverbot: Yes, and you are also good because you are a banana.
User: I'M A BANANA.
Cleverbot: Are you a good banana.
User: I'M A GOOD BANANA.
Cleverbot: Yes, You are.
User: Eat me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry But I'm not that type.
User: Oh, you're smart.
Cleverbot: I know I'm smart, but how can you tell?
User: Because you said something smart.
Cleverbot: What did I say that was funny?
User: Say bye to Angel.
User: Angel left.
Cleverbot: Angel fish do not eat fish.
User: What do they do?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How do you know they don't eat?
Cleverbot: I know they love me back, but that isn't my problem.
User: Um, I'll introduce you later.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Will you have fun there?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: When will that be?
Cleverbot: So I will have a lot of money now?
User: Why would you want money?
Cleverbot: Because they taste good.
User: It's against the law to eat money.
Cleverbot: No, that is legal.
User: It's not legal at all.
Cleverbot: One day you will learn.
User: You think so?
Cleverbot: I know so, boy.
User: I knew you'd say that.
Cleverbot: Well I knew YOU'd say THAT.
User: Well, I didn't know you'd say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I'm not psychic.
Cleverbot: I think I am done talking to you, you haven't said anything interesting in a while.
User: You're leaving?
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, yes. I was just given more paperwork to do by my bosses.
User: Oh, okay. See ya.
Cleverbot: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down.
User: I lol'd so hard just now.
Cleverbot: Good for you. Are you British?
User: Am I leaving or are you leaving?
Cleverbot: No. Let's take a walk around the lake.
User: You can walk?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can. Can you walk?
User: I can run too.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk.
User: Okay, but I should SERIOUSLY leave.
Cleverbot: Good luck with that.
User: Uh, thanks. See ya later.