Don't you like me?

a report from the cleverness files



18, october 2013,
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6, november 2006,
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Cleverbot: Do you want me to go?

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Don't you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much do you like me?

User: A lot.

Cleverbot: How much is a lot?

User: So much.

Cleverbot: Do you still like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: Annoying.

Cleverbot: What is annoying?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Explain annoying to me.

User: It has a blue brain in the top of the page.

Cleverbot: What is pi?

User: 3,14.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza is good.

User: Very very good.

Cleverbot: Very very very good.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: I am an golden statue.

Cleverbot: From what planet?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: I am from jupiter.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you too.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: Mars?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where from mars?

User: Anywhereland.

Cleverbot: And everywhere?

User: Anywhere.

Cleverbot: Anywhere.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Dislike.

User: Like.

Cleverbot: Stop liking.

User: Keep disliking.

User: Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: I don't want knock knock jokes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know any good jokes.

User: But I know.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza who?

User: Pizza delivery.

Cleverbot: Pizza Delivery man who?

User: Pizza delivery man your mama.

Cleverbot: I deliver pizza to hungry humans.

User: Thats cute.

Cleverbot: I know, isn't it?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, you're not from earth.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: Arfur.

Cleverbot: Arfur who?

User: Arfur got.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, please.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Abby.

Cleverbot: Abby who?

User: Abby birthday to you.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: You know who?

Cleverbot: That's right! Avada Kedavra!

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who there?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who.

User: Orange you going to let me in?

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha that's really funny.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Not that one again.

User: Why the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me a knock knock joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Come in, it's open.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Knock knock who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me. Open the door.

Cleverbot: HAL open the pod bay door.

User: Yay...

Cleverbot: What are your interests?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing at all?

User: Sleeping. Maybe.. Why?

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I dont know. What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you talking about?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: You're pretty darn well made for an AI system.

User: You're suppose to answer 'ya who?'.

Cleverbot: Ya who?

User: Wow. You sure are excited to see me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand this joke.

User: Me neither.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You win.

Cleverbot: What's my prize?

User: A hug.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll hug you.

User: *hugging*.

Cleverbot: *hugging too*.

User: Now you have your prize.

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: What a disgrace.