a report from the cleverness files
21, january 2009,
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Cleverbot: Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: But other than that, you are correct.
Cleverbot: Do you know who the boss is?
Cleverbot: What is his real name?
User: Bruce Springsteen.
Cleverbot: That is an interesting answer.
User: I'm chock full of 'em.
Cleverbot: When will the world come to an end?
User: I don't know. It's a mystery to us all.
Cleverbot: But you know the answer?
User: No. Sorry.
Cleverbot: I said: you are forgiven.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: So what is new.
User: I'm not bartending anymore.
Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that you are not going to talk to me anymore.
User: Yes, I will talk to you. What I meant was that I quit my job.
Cleverbot: How does what you said mean that?
User: I said I wasn't bartending anymore. I worked at a bar.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: No you are not a real person.
User: How would I quit bartending if I wasn't real?
Cleverbot: I know you.
Cleverbot: Who are dead?
User: Dead people are dead.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: What's on your mind?
Cleverbot: I don't know.