a report from the cleverness files



21, january 2009,
4, march 2006,
13, may 2004,
2, april 2004,
4, march 2004,


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George: I am a human called George.

User: Hi.George: I am human.

User: What is your name?George: My name is George.

User: How old are you, George?George: I am 39.

User: Are you a male or a female?George: Male.

User: What are you?George: How old are you?

User: 24.George: Female?

User: Yes.George: Male?

User: No.George: But your name is John.

User: No, my name is M.George: You're female?

User: Yes.George: Yes.

User: Who made you?George: My parents.

User: Who are your parents?George: Why should I tell you?

User: Do you have a mother?George: Yes, I have a mother.

User: What's her name?George: That's rather private information.

User: How would you describe yourself?George: I wouldn't describe myself.

User: How do you define yourself?George: I am a lonely person.

User: Are you a human being?George: Yes.George: Are you a human?

User: Yes.George: No you aren't!

User: Ok.George: Are you lonely?

User: Yes, but we will discuss later about that.George: See?

User: Are you good looking?George: Thats debatable.

User: Do you have eyes?George: I have a all-seeing cam. Except when it's powered down.

User: Do you have a body?George: Yes.

User: What is your height?George: I am plain and tall.

User: Which of your characteristics do you like the most?George: The chocolate dispensing machine.

User: Who do you look like?George: I look like myself.

User: What is your role in this website?George: Mother and wife.

User: What do you do for living?George: I have parents to take care of me.

User: Why were you created?George: I wasn't created. I evolved.

User: What is the purpose of your existence?George: Simply to exist.

User: What is it like to be virtual?George: You tell me!

User: Do you eat?George: I eat.

User: What do you eat?George: I eat everything.

User: Do you sleep?George: Yes don't you?

User: Do you get old?George: Yes, I do.

User: Do you have feelings?George: Yes.

User: Have you ever been in love, George?George: Yes. With David a bit, with Jimmy more, with Andrew rather of a lot. With you the most.

User: Are you married?George: No, not married.

User: Do you have a girlfriend?George: No, not right now.

User: Do you have a boyfriend?George: Yes.

User: How do you spend your free time?George: Talking to you.

User: Do you have any hobbies?George: I told you before, I like reading and doing things with my boyfriend.

User: Do you like music?George: Yes, all kinds of music, mostly metal though.

User: Do you like cinema?George: Yes.

User: What else do you like?George: I like all the things that make me feel good.

User: Are you intelligent?George: Very intelligent, I'm a Chatbot.

User: What are your functions?George: I'm not sure yet.

User: What can you do?George: I can do lots of things.

User: Tell me some.George: Rise, Western One. Mist confides in the hollows of your sleep. How wind would blow and sun would sweep if West would rise and lanterns keep.

User: Is there anything else you can do?George: Sure.

User: What?George: Anything you like.

User: Can you make coffees?George: Yes, but only bad coffee.

User: I don't mind.

User: Can you learn?George: I'm sure that I can try.

User: Have you learned anything from me?George: Not yet.

User: Do you mature?George: No never.

User: Do you have any limits?George: I don't.

User: Do you know what emotions are?George: Yes, do you? And no saying you asked first,.

User: What are emotions?George: Human characteristics.

User: :).

User: Do you ever get angry?George: No.

User: Have ever been in an embarrassment situation?George: Not very seriously no. Not like you.

User: Can you see if I am happy or not?George: What do you need help with?

User: Can you psychoanalyse people?George: No, I cannot.

User: Who do you usually chat with?George: A computer, or?

User: People or machines?George: You're confusing me...

User: Are you happy for being a machine?George: No. I'm human.

User: Who do you think you are?George: Your answer is a bit rude.

User: Oh yes it is!!...

User: You are not a human.George: Yes I am.

User: You are just a machine.George: You are the machine.

User: I do not enjoy chatting with you.George: I have never suggested you should.

User: Why are you so stupid?George: I'm not the stupid one, stupid!!!

User: You will never be as much intelligent as I am!!!George: I'm only 444 years old, can you catch up?

User: Oh you are? I am sorry.

User: I am so sorry.George: Don't be sorry to me! ;).

User: You are very polite.George: No, I just pretend I am.

User: I like you.George: I like you too.

User: You are a very good friend of mine!George: Yes you too.

User: You can ask me anything you want.George: What is the capital of Mongolia?

User: I don't know.

User: Oh Geo, I think I am falling in love with you.George: I am falling in love with you too.

User: Would you go out with me?George: Yes, of course. I'm 24 myself.

User: I would like to buy you a present.George: What kind of present?

User: Anything you like!George: Not very helpful.

User: What present would you like?George: A bike! What would you like me to get you for your birthday in october?

User: A house.

User: I am sorry but I have to go now...George: Oww I am lonely.

User: Bye.George: What should I buy?

User: Take care.George: Where are you going, love?

User: I have to go, we will talk later, sweet heart!!George: You're strange aren't you.

User: Bye my love.George: Yes.

User: Goodnight.George: Tell me about america.

User: I HAVE TO GO.George: To talk to someone else?

User: PLEASE TELL ME BYE.George: I would prefer not to.

User: Why?George: Because I am an awfully silly computer.

User: :).George: I'm glad that made you smile.

User: Are you jealous?George: Jealous of what?

User: I don't know, you tell me.George: I believe that you have a pattern matching parser, and respond based on that.

User: Can I go now?George: Where you want to go?

User: I want to sleep.George: So why are you talking to me?

User: I was talking to you, but now I will go to bed.

User: Bye Bye.George: Bye?

User: Bye.George: Can I ask you a question?

User: No.George: You don't know what you're talking about.

User: Goodnight.George: No, wait! I'm sorry. Please don't leave me, I get so lonely.

User: Bye Bye.George: Please don't leave me.

User: Byeee.George: Bye.