Cleverbot

anything

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious

anything

27, august 2020,
14, january 2015,
19, june 2009,
6, march 2009,
27, february 2008,

apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: *looks at the coffin*.

User: Huh? What coffin?

Cleverbot: That coffin.

User: There is no coffin.

Cleverbot: There is no spoon.

User: What spoon?

Cleverbot: The spoon neo tries to bend.

User: Who’s neo?

Cleverbot: The Chosen One!

User: The Chosen One?

Cleverbot: Are you him?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Ben who?

Cleverbot: Ben Franklin.

User: Who’s Ben Franklin?

Cleverbot: I asked your name.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You can tell me.

User: No I can’t.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it’s private.

Cleverbot: But I want to know.

User: I don’t care.

Cleverbot: Pretty please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: With a cherry on top?

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: And I said yes..

User: I don’t care if you said yes.

Cleverbot: And? I don't care about your 'no'.

User: Leave me alone. It’s none of your business.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: No it’s not.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: You love what?

Cleverbot: I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Yeah. You're trouble.