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- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
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it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test

can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk

the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'

cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'

anything

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious

anything

27, august 2020,
14, january 2015,
19, june 2009,
6, march 2009,
27, february 2008,

apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: *looks at the coffin*.

User: Huh? What coffin?

Cleverbot: That coffin.

User: There is no coffin.

Cleverbot: There is no spoon.

User: What spoon?

Cleverbot: The spoon neo tries to bend.

User: Whos neo?

Cleverbot: The Chosen One!

User: The Chosen One?

Cleverbot: Are you him?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Ben who?

Cleverbot: Ben Franklin.

User: Whos Ben Franklin?

Cleverbot: I asked your name.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You can tell me.

User: No I cant.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because its private.

Cleverbot: But I want to know.

User: I dont care.

Cleverbot: Pretty please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: With a cherry on top?

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: And I said yes..

User: I dont care if you said yes.

Cleverbot: And? I don't care about your 'no'.

User: Leave me alone. Its none of your business.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: You love what?

Cleverbot: I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Yeah. You're trouble.