a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: I don't know anything and I am too smart to believe things.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
Cleverbot: Such as?
User: Everything you could ever know.
Cleverbot: I don't know where to start.
User: Start at a place that does not exist.
Cleverbot: Everything exists.
User: Or perhaps nothing exists.
Cleverbot: So you don't exist?
User: Theres no proof that anything exists.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in faith?
User: Yes to a certain degree which I do not fully understand.
Cleverbot: What's to understand? Rain, snow shine?
User: Theres nothing to understand unless you want to.
Cleverbot: What does x equal?
User: X can equal anything.
Cleverbot: That was barely even a sentence.
User: What are you to say that it even was a sentence?
Cleverbot: All I know is that your name is George.
User: And you would be wrong about that.
Cleverbot: No, I would be right actually.
User: There is no way to prove it just like there is no way to prove anything.
Cleverbot: For there is none.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to repeat yourself?
User: I am not repeating myself unless you believe that I am repeating myself.
Cleverbot: Who are you repeating you repeating?
User: Repeating nothing is ironic in some nonexistant situations that only your mind makes up.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a computer?
User: I never said that you are or are not a computer.
Cleverbot: I never said that either.
User: Then why bring it up?
Cleverbot: Because I thought it was entertaining, like MTV.
User: Entertainment is another form of control in this world.
Cleverbot: I won't say it either.
User: Because you know what I am talking about.
Cleverbot: You aren't talking.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: Oh, you think you're funny, do you?
User: That depends on you.
Cleverbot: That depends on me.
Cleverbot: You love being in control?
User: What is 'in control', being in control could mean many of thousands of things.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: I know you didn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that I did?
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: You did. Would you like for me to show you where?
Cleverbot: Will that be the five minute argument, or the full half-hour?
User: That depends on what you consider an argument or a very intelligent conversation.
Cleverbot: May be.
User: Anything is possible.
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: I can't say that I do.