a report from the cleverness files
19, may 2017,
9, august 2011,
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User: Hey apple!
Cleverbot: Hey hey hey.
User: Apple, hey apple!
Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey.
User: Apple, hey! Hey apple!
Cleverbot: Hey! Apple!
User: I'm an Orange!
Cleverbot: Hey orange! I'm an orange!
User: No! I'm an orange!
Cleverbot: No I AM an orange! You're an apple!
User: No I AM an orange! You're an apple!
Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange, you're a pear.
User: Hey orange! I'm a tomato!
Cleverbot: Tomatos are not orange.
User: You are a pineapple!
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Doctor Who?
User: What happened to Gallifrey?
Cleverbot: I didn't like that one.
User: Huh? Are you a Dalek?
Cleverbot: No, I'm the Doctor.
User: Where is Rose?
Cleverbot: The Doctor left her.
User: You are the Doctor, you know everything?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm the Doctor.
User: So, tell me Doctor, where is Waldo?
Cleverbot: No one knows.
User: Doctor, can you give me your sonic screwdriver? I need to fix the mess of my life.
User: Oh no!
User: The goddamn Batman is coming!
Cleverbot: Here's hoping.
User: Do you know the true identity of Superman?
Cleverbot: No. Tell me.
User: Clark Kent!
Cleverbot: No, that's Superman.
User: ... That's what I said.
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: You're an annoying coconut.
Cleverbot: That's alright that you think that.
User: And I'm an orange.
Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange, you're an apple.
User: Oh come on! I'M AN ORANGE!
Cleverbot: No I'm an orange!
User: You're a plumpkin.
User: You're an Plumpkin and I'm an orange.