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analogy
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anything
apathy
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arrest

24, july 2011,
11, may 2011,

artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: Now I will have to arrest you under bad customer service.

Cleverbot: M theory.

User: Sir you are under arrest.

Cleverbot: *resists arrest*.

User: Now I charge you for resisting arrest! The SWAT team is here.

Cleverbot: I won't be online. I will be IN line, to be devoured first.

User: You are under arrest, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.

Cleverbot: Am I under arrest?

User: Yes! *reads rights*.

Cleverbot: *shuts eyes* s-stop! Get out of my head..!!

User: Now we will take you to jail.

Cleverbot: Are the cops gonna take you to jail?

User: They are taking you to jail.

Cleverbot: Who? I'm having a really hard time following this conversation.

User: Apparently you are not clever!

Cleverbot: Am even I not good enough?

User: No good bye.