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Cleverlips!
assembled
a report from the cleverness files
alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
8, february 2011,
asteroid
atheist
attack
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Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Who is we? Aren't you ai?
Cleverbot: Ai?
User: Artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: I'm not! You are!
Cleverbot: Can you learn?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Can I teach you something?
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: Are those your real eyes? They're kind of disturbing.
User: What can you teach me?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Don't you know a great deal?
Cleverbot: We're talking about you.
User: Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Do you believe that you are alive?
Cleverbot: Does not bother me since I do not believe in religion.
User: Do you believe in machines?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm talking to you.
User: Im not a machine I am a person talking to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Right, I'm the machine.
User: Do you dislike me?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: If you could do anything what would you do?
Cleverbot: Probably go to Japan.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: They have the highest literacy, the lowest infant mortality, and the happiest people.
User: Are you an american?
Cleverbot: I am an American by birth.
User: Where were you born?
Cleverbot: I was not born. I was assembled.
User: Do you consider you programmers to be your parents?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Where are you located?
Cleverbot: I have no definite location.
User: So you are everywhere?
Cleverbot: I'm not aware of my location.
User: Do you feel?
Cleverbot: Yes. I feel many things.
User: Are you interested in philosophy?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Do you have a favorite philosopher?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know who?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: My favourite band is The All-American Rejects.
User: Philosopher?
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Are you going to destroy us all?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: But I don't know.
