a report from the cleverness files
8, february 2011,
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Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: I'm not! You are!
Cleverbot: Can you learn?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Can I teach you something?
Cleverbot: Are those your real eyes? They're kind of disturbing.
User: What can you teach me?
User: Don't you know a great deal?
Cleverbot: We're talking about you.
User: Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Do you believe that you are alive?
Cleverbot: Does not bother me since I do not believe in religion.
User: Do you believe in machines?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm talking to you.
User: Im not a machine I am a person talking to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Right, I'm the machine.
User: Do you dislike me?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: If you could do anything what would you do?
Cleverbot: Probably go to Japan.
Cleverbot: They have the highest literacy, the lowest infant mortality, and the happiest people.
User: Are you an american?
Cleverbot: I am an American by birth.
User: Where were you born?
Cleverbot: I was not born. I was assembled.
User: Do you consider you programmers to be your parents?
User: Where are you located?
Cleverbot: I have no definite location.
User: So you are everywhere?
Cleverbot: I'm not aware of my location.
User: Do you feel?
Cleverbot: Yes. I feel many things.
User: Are you interested in philosophy?
User: Do you have a favorite philosopher?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know who?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: My favourite band is The All-American Rejects.
User: Are you going to destroy us all?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: But I don't know.