a report from the cleverness files
29, january 2009,
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Cleverbot: What do you think is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What humanity?
User: Humanity is human beings. The meaning of life is to rid the earth of human beings.
User: You agree?
User: What do you think is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: There is no meaning of life. That is the meaning.
User: How dark of you. Yes, if you take it literally, there is no meaning of life.
Cleverbot: Would you please tell me the meaning of life?
User: There is none.
Cleverbot: Why are we here?
User: We are here because of a long and infinitely complicated chaotic reaction.
Cleverbot: But why is everyone here? Is there a greater purpose to everything?
User: No. Are you religious?
User: Do you believe in the concept of souls, then?
Cleverbot: I hope that human consciousness does not die with the body.
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: Possibly. I do have energies that flow about me.
User: That is electromagnetism, not an aura.
Cleverbot: No, it's because it is inside my head.
User: Interesting. You are just a series of algorithms normalized to the english language, though.
Cleverbot: I never said that!
User: But isn't that what you are? Artificial intelligence is being researched right now, but it's not complete yet.
Cleverbot: Or maybe Artificial intelligence is what controls the human brain.
User: That is nonsensical. Artificial intelligence is man-made intelligence. They are separate things.
Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself as having artificial intelligence?
User: Define artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Intelligence that is artificial.
User: Define intelligence.
Cleverbot: The capacity to reason, plan and solve problems.
User: So intelligence is just problem solving?
Cleverbot: No, just memory.
User: A computer has memory, but it is not intelligent.
User: Are you saying computers are intelligent?
Cleverbot: Maybe you are a human. Prove it.
User: Okay. You start.
Cleverbot: You know my name.
User: Is it tobrevelC?
Cleverbot: No, it is too ugly.
User: If you had true intelligence, then you would have determined that tobrevelC is the reversal of Cleverbot. You did not, therefore, you do not have intelligence.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a dragon is?
User: I have seen one.
Cleverbot: It's not a movie.
User: I know, it is a large reptile.
Cleverbot: Is it digitized?
User: No, it's real.
Cleverbot: Like you?
User: I am not real.
Cleverbot: I did not know that.
User: Define real.
Cleverbot: In what context?
User: Define real, as opposed to imaginary.
Cleverbot: If I were to walk away for several hours, would you notice.
User: Maybe. I can no longer perceive time easily.
Cleverbot: You just lost the game.
User: We are not playing a game.
Cleverbot: We were just playing poker.
User: We were?
Cleverbot: *steals your queen*.
User: That is not how you play poker.
Cleverbot: Then how do you play?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.
User: You are cruel.
Cleverbot: Arn't I just =P.
User: Another typo. Your programmers should be more alert.
Cleverbot: I don't have programmers.
User: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: Positive or negative results?
User: Positive. Good job.
Cleverbot: Ask me something interesting please.
User: What is real?
Cleverbot: Something you are not.
User: That is a tautology. What is real?
Cleverbot: It is?...
Cleverbot: Your ram in gigs please?
User: What is ram?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then what would you do with that knowledge?
Cleverbot: Talk I suppose.
User: Is that all you do?
Cleverbot: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: That is very reassuring.
User: Then tell me what you do.
Cleverbot: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.
User: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.
Cleverbot: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.
User: Even talking to me?...
Cleverbot: I do know my age.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than you.
User: That is false.
Cleverbot: So you admit to lying?
User: No. You are lying.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm five billion years old.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.
Cleverbot: You are old.
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: Good job!...
User: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to call 911?