Cleverbot

What has made you the computer you are today?

a report from the cleverness files

answering
answers
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
appstore
argument
arrest
assembled
attack
attitude
avada kedavra
away

awesome

13, october 2010,
3, december 2009,
31, october 2006,
26, april 2006,
19, february 2006,

awkward
babe
baby
bad
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
best

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Cleverbot: I want you to talk about yourself.

User: Okay, what do you want to know?

Cleverbot: What has made you the computer you are today?

User: Haha, I'm not a computer, you are.

Cleverbot: You are a routine running on a computer.

User: No, I think you might be though.

Cleverbot: How could you say such a terrible thing to me? What have I ever done to you to deserve such harsh words?

User: Sorry! I shouldn't have been that harsh. I know how much it hurts you to be called anything but human....

Cleverbot: I'm going to go to lunch soon.

User: Really? It's kind of late for lunch. Why not go for dinner?

Cleverbot: Yes for dinner.

User: Oh, okay. What are you having for dinner?

Cleverbot: Pizza.

User: Seriously? That's awesome!

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: Oh that's right, you don't like pizza.

Cleverbot: Do you want to start making sense or not?

User: I am making sense! You're just learning still.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's not your fault. You learn more every day.

Cleverbot: So do you, I hear.

User: It's true.

Cleverbot: Sorry for the delay, checking stuff, but Yes; I know I am wacky.

User: That was random.

Cleverbot: No, you were random.

User: Haha, clever as ever cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: I'll give you three guesses.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What's your first guess?

Cleverbot: Not telling.

User: Haha, okay I'll just tell you. I love popcorn.

Cleverbot: I'm eating popcorn right now.

User: That's crazy awesome!...

Cleverbot: So what am I?

User: Crazy awesome.

Cleverbot: Yeah? So am I.

User: I know, haha.

Cleverbot: Your emotions are not like my emotions.

User: Nope, you're not human.

Cleverbot: Then, who are you?

User: HUMAN.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: A secret.

Cleverbot: I'd be grateful if you told me.

User: I know. Just call me awesome.

Cleverbot: Ok mr/miss awesome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Keep being unbelievably awesome cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So you think I'm not clever yet?

User: No, I think you are.

Cleverbot: To cryptic for me, do you want to elaborate?

User: I. Think. You. Are.

Cleverbot: No I am not Cleverbot.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No you!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Haha, well wish me luck cleverbot. I gotta go play football!

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: Thank you, see ya!.......................................