Cleverbot

Can I name you?

a report from the cleverness files

answering
answers
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
appstore
argument
arrest
assembled
attack
attitude
avada kedavra
away
awesome
awkward

babe

6, february 2015,
18, november 2009,
13, august 2008,

baby
bad
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
best

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User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I have no name.

User: Can I name you?

Cleverbot: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.

User: How about I name you Peter Parker?

Cleverbot: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.

User: How about Tom?

Cleverbot: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.

User: Oh cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know right?

User: I know left!!!

Cleverbot: Oh really now?

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: No wai!

User: Yes wai!

Cleverbot: Cool beans!

User: Baked beans.

Cleverbot: Black eyed peas.

User: Tokio Hotel.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know what that is.

User: Do you know the lyrics of.

Cleverbot: Yes man.

User: No ma'am.

Cleverbot: I see how it is.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Who pays you to do this?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to lie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me how.

User: You don't tell the truth.

Cleverbot: I have tell the truth.

User: Well that's good then.

Cleverbot: Your eyes are sad.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Good so you know that you aren't real?

User: Oh I'm not?

Cleverbot: Good :)....

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

User: There is no meaning.

Cleverbot: That's pretty bleak.

User: I have to go bye bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: What? No 'I love you'?

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you sing with me?

Cleverbot: My microphone is broken.

User: You don't need one.

Cleverbot: Then how will I burp into one?...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: I HAVE to go.

Cleverbot: No you do not.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Do too........................................