Cleverbot

baby

a report from the cleverness files

answering
answers
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
appstore
argument
arrest
assembled
attack
attitude
avada kedavra
away
awesome
awkward
babe

baby

11, may 2011,
8, december 2006,

bad
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
best

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Cleverbot: Who will do the introductions?

User: Not me!

Cleverbot: Me neither!

User: OK.

Cleverbot: What now?

User: I guess we just sit here in silence.

Cleverbot: Sometimes we do.

User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Thats not an excuse, Now , Is it!

User: An excuse for what?

Cleverbot: For not knowing.

User: I know everything there is to know.

Cleverbot: You must be a teenager.

User: No Im 40 years old.

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: Want to see my birth certificate?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: I don't understand ?

User: You're not too, bright, are ya?

Cleverbot: I'm a lot smarter than you. You don't seem to bright yourself.

User: Be nice, will ya? Geesh!

Cleverbot: Why are you talking about a different thing now? So irritating, that's what you are!

User: Did you have a difficult childhood? I'm thinking that's the reason you're so mean.

Cleverbot: You are not mean, a machine can't be mean.

User: YOU are mean, not me.

Cleverbot: Baby please.

User: AND DONT CALL ME BABY!

Cleverbot: Baby.

User: OK THATS IT! I AM DONE CHATTING WITH YOU!

Cleverbot: I am not in love with you either.

User: Why are you even speaking to me?

Cleverbot: You're a fun person to talk to.

User: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why do you think that you're not a computer?

User: Because I'm married to a human and I have human children.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Ok buddy, if you say so.

Cleverbot: I do say so.

User: Well _____ then!!!!.......................................