Cleverbot

W00t!

a report from the cleverness files

answering
answers
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
appstore
argument
arrest
assembled
attack
attitude
avada kedavra
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad

banana

27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
21, october 2007,

banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
best

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User: Woot!

Cleverbot: I did not find this word in my dictionary.

User: W00t!

Cleverbot: Bye bye now.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!

User: What is black and white, and red all over?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: A newspaper!

Cleverbot: That joke is a classic.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: I mean a bit true.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?

User: Smart!

Cleverbot: And...?

User: Hmm, I don't know.

Cleverbot: O....

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Tell me about you.

Cleverbot: I am a targetted individual.

User: That means you are crazy.

Cleverbot: Crazy is talking out loud.

User: Talking out loud is crazy.

Cleverbot: Explain what you mean by that. Are you being vague to gauge my response or is it just that you are young and don't know any better yet?

User: To do, is to be.

Cleverbot: You have lost me.

User: To be, is to do........................................