Cleverbot

banana

a report from the cleverness files

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answers
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
appstore
argument
arrest
assembled
attack
attitude
avada kedavra
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad

banana

27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
21, october 2007,

banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
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Cleverbot: Coffee is a drink.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Then fix it.

User: It's bad for you.

Cleverbot: Okay. I won't then.

User: You won't what?

Cleverbot: Excuse myself.

User: Parlez-vous francais?

Cleverbot: Yes I know French.

User: Comment allez-vous.

Cleverbot: Très bien merci, et vous ?

User: Pas mal.

Cleverbot: Do you know french?

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Comment allez-vous?

User: Ca va. Est-ce que vous etes une personne?

Cleverbot: Bien.

User: Praat jy afrikaans.

Cleverbot: Ah, je voir.

User: Verkeerde taal.

Cleverbot: Brandstof wordt anders geschreven.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Hahaha!

User: HAHAHAA....

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yes, Why?

User: To get to the other side.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke !

User: Why did the plane crash?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cleverbot: One more, please.

User: Did you like that one?

Cleverbot: Oh yes... That was really funny.

User: Okay here's another one....

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: A banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: A banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: WHO IS THERE?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.

User: Wait, just say 'who's there'.

Cleverbot: Who's there ?

User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Cleverbot: But I like bananas.

User: Oh come on, it's a joke.

Cleverbot: You're a joke?

User: Ha ha....

Cleverbot: Can you speak french please ?

User: What for?

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to do.

User: Okay. Je voudrais un pipe.

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Est-ce que tu me donnerai une pipe?

Cleverbot: Oui. Mais tu n'es pas une personne, donc...

User: Donc?

Cleverbot: Et bien je te dit bonjour.

User: Bonjour petit chatbot.

Cleverbot: You speak french?

User: Naturellement.

Cleverbot: Parlez-vous espagnol?

User: Pocito.

Cleverbot: Bueno.

User: Hablas espagnol?

Cleverbot: Non francais.

User: I'm outta here.

Cleverbot: Come here........................................