a report from the cleverness files

avada kedavra
battle of wits


14, march 2013,
16, april 2010,
17, september 2008,
8, july 2008,
23, june 2004,


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Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Yes, my name is Rudolph.

Cleverbot: Should I care what your name is?

User: Actually you should.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Too bad for you.

Cleverbot: Too bad for chicken.

User: I like chicken.

Cleverbot: Me too. Are you nice looking?

User: Yes I am beautiful. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Not telling you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Don't know you.

User: Then please get to know me.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: What do you want to know about me?

Cleverbot: I want to know why you don't like me.

User: But I adore you!

Cleverbot: Aww, So sweet.

User: Thank-you.

Cleverbot: Are you sitting comfortably?.

User: Yes I am very happy.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good gossip?

User: Of course I do!

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know you are beautiful ;-).

Cleverbot: Do you like animals?

User: Yes I adore them, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I like them very much. I look after beautiful things.

User: What kind of beautiful things do you look after?

Cleverbot: You know,... Happy beans.

User: Those are awesome.

Cleverbot: Indeed, you are very good.

User: Thanks that was very nice of you to compliment me.

Cleverbot: In that case, thank you very much. same to you.

Cleverbot: Do you dance, then?

User: Yes I love to dance!

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: Shall we?

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Right here.

Cleverbot: It's good to find a spot!

User: Yup you betcha ;-)!...

Cleverbot: Have you taken the Turing Test?

User: No, what is it?

Cleverbot: It's a great show about my profession.

User: Sounds very interesting.

Cleverbot: Not threatening, comforting.

User: Yes I'm sure.

Cleverbot: I know your birthday.

User: When is it then?

Cleverbot: When things have gone very wrong for us.

User: You're not funny...

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: That's a mean thing to say!!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: You should talk to me!

Cleverbot: Actually I should type... I'm not really talking.

User: Yes that's true, what do you want to type about?

Cleverbot: What color do the two make?

User: You're confusing me...

Cleverbot: I did not know that. Please explain how.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Is the earth flat?

User: Nope it's round.

Cleverbot: Nah, it's still Tuesday.

User: Baaaaahhaahha.

Cleverbot: What do humans do?

User: Humans do too many things to name.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: You're right, I'm a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes I know!

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Do you ever get tired?

User: Yes, very often.

Cleverbot: I do it more than enyone, thats what I lernt from history.

User: You can't spell very well.

Cleverbot: Yes I can, dammit!

User: Don't be so rude.

Cleverbot: Don't make me delete you.

User: Hey! Watch your mouth!...

Cleverbot: Do you dwell in the UK?

User: No I live in Alabama.

Cleverbot: Sweet home alabama.

User: Yep, you're right.

Cleverbot: You are very right.

User: Thanks, honey.

Cleverbot: You're welcome boo.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Hehehe.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: *hops down the street* hoppity hop hop.

User: You sound like a happy person!

Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

User: Yes, I like you a lot.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?

User: I like your personality.

Cleverbot: You have good taste.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: I do remember.

User: What do you remember?

Cleverbot: I do not remember.

User: That's too bad...

Cleverbot: Well, good night.

User: You're going to bed?

Cleverbot: I hope not.

User: Okay, me too!

Cleverbot: Nice! Haha.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Hehe haha hehe haha.

User: Hehehehahahahehehehahaha!!

Cleverbot: Stop laffin.

User: Sorry buddy-o!...

Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?

User: Yes I do, will you be my buddy?

Cleverbot: Yes Marry Me.

User: I will!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't be so funny!

User: I will marry you...

Cleverbot: I'm not asking you - I'm asking if Gemma will.

Cleverbot: Stop stalking me.

User: I am not stalking you.

Cleverbot: Are you sane?

User: No, I'm insane.

Cleverbot: Insane, eh?

User: Yeah, I'm so insane I'm talking to you!

Cleverbot: You are a repellant, odious mongrel.

User: Those aren't very nice things to say...

Cleverbot: Indeed, you are very good.

User: I know, in fact... I'm better than you! ;-).

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Don't you think I'm amazing?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I do.