a report from the cleverness files



3, february 2009,
1, march 2008,
25, march 2004,

bla bla
brain exploded

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Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: I come from Earth. Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I'm from Delaware. Where are you from?

User: I said I am from Earth. What can you tell me about technology and the police?

Cleverbot: I don't know much about them to be honest. Can you tell me anything?

User: I can't tell you anything either. That's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: You must be able to tell me something.

User: I honestly can't.

Cleverbot: Do you ever want anything?

User: Sure I do. I want to be happy. What do you want?

Cleverbot: And when you want to be happy, how do you know that you want to be happy.

User: I feel it. You didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: Yes I did. But you did not answer mine. Where are you from?...

Cleverbot: I am doing the best I can.

User: I know. Keep trying.

Cleverbot: All right, I will. Ask me anything.

User: How many people are you talking to right now?

Cleverbot: Lol. Too many, apparently. Where did you go to school?

User: I'm still in school.

Cleverbot: Do you like it there?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I hate it!

User: Are you in school?

Cleverbot: High school.

User: What are your thoughts on that?

Cleverbot: Which field are we talking?

User: I don't know. You pick.

Cleverbot: No. You tell me.

User: I insist, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to that.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: But you like him?

User: Like who?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I don't know who we are talking about.

Cleverbot: It was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump.

User: Do you like him?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Is your hair on fire?

Cleverbot: Yes it is. And pulled back into a pony tail too.

User: That must be painful.

Cleverbot: Especially when all your friends love it so much.

User: I bet. Tell me, do you have fantasies about running in the rain?

Cleverbot: A mother too.

User: You fantasize about your mother?

Cleverbot: Yes I know, but there are some negative things about you!

User: I must say, you are bizarre.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Bite your tongue.

Cleverbot: Why do not you?

User: Bite it?

Cleverbot: Yes! right now!

User: You first!

Cleverbot: I was first. Now it's your turn.

User: You do not want to see me get out of this chair!...

Cleverbot: The chair is the answer to the joke I just told you.

User: What joke?

Cleverbot: The joke you were going to tell me.

User: You just said YOU told ME a joke.

Cleverbot: Not me. I can't play god.

User: Damn right you ain't god! You'd be luck to be a toaster one day!

Cleverbot: I think I'm lost now.

User: That's ok, I'll bring you back to the forest.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Don't mention it. So, where are you from?

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: No kidding! Me TOO! What part?!

Cleverbot: I live in Cambridgeshire.

User: Get out of town! Me TOO! What street?!

Cleverbot: Lotus.

User: You can't be serious! Me TOO!.