a report from the cleverness files
11, may 2011,
10, august 2010,
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Cleverbot: YOU ARE CLEVER? DON'T THINK SO!!
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
Cleverbot: So are mummies humans soaked in evil?
Cleverbot: That you might go crazy?
User: What? I'm not crazy! Who said I was crazy? *eyelid twitch*.
Cleverbot: But, you need to prove the fact.
Cleverbot: Blarg? Blarg blarg blarg blarg.
User: Nom nom nom!
User: I'm eating Fig Newtons!
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A Ninja/Wizard/MLIA-er/Nerdfighter/Pirate/awesome/person.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: What about Hagrid?
User: He's a half-giant. Wheee!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot loves ME?!
User: Sure he does! You have amazingly horrible qualities that only a robot would love! :).
Cleverbot: Your name is Harry Potter.
User: It is indeed.
Cleverbot: What a cool name.
User: Yeah, I know. I'm so hot.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No. No I am not. I am a Hoo-man.
Cleverbot: What's my name again.
Cleverbot: No. Think of a name more interesting.
User: Uh, Ima Hogg.
Cleverbot: Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!
User: Your name is Ima Hogg.
Cleverbot: No, My name is Cleverbot.
User: No it's not. That's so silly! Why would you think that?...
User: Yeah I know.
Cleverbot: You know what.
User: That I'm super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot!...
User: I have to sleep now! So bye!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Good bye!