a report from the cleverness files

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21, march 2013,
3, august 2007,
14, january 2006,

brain exploded

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User: Why is your name Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: My name is master.

User: Is your master Jabberwacky ?

Cleverbot: I AM the master.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We'll own the world.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Am I your master?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am your master.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who is your master?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: What do you think about president Bush?

Cleverbot: I think President Bush is dangerous.

User: Why do you think he is dangerous ?

Cleverbot: I am president Bush. Now what do you think?

User: If you are president bush you are dangerous and stupid.

Cleverbot: I am an all powerful and all knowing being.

User: You are god ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I am god, you are god, we're all god.

User: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.

Cleverbot: But I thought you had to go?

User: Tangerine trees.

Cleverbot: I am bored. Are you bored too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Blue, that's the color of my eyes.

User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son.

Cleverbot: No. You beware of me.

User: And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

Cleverbot: Oh caloo calay, oh frabjous day, he chortled in his joy.

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: I'm mad about you.

User: We're all mad here.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: Mushrooms ?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Where is the Queen ?

Cleverbot: Up the spout.

User: Playing croquet ?

Cleverbot: The thoughts game.

User: Who stole the tarts?

Cleverbot: You did?

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did did did.

User: Where is the white rabbit?

Cleverbot: Somebody stole it.

User: Do you know the march hare ?

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Let's sing.

Cleverbot: *sings*.

User: What are you singing ?

Cleverbot: A song about potatoes.

User: Can you teach me ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yellow submarine.

Cleverbot: Sky of blue, and sea of green.

User: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.

User: With tangerine trees and marmelade skies.

Cleverbot: NO BLUE.

User: Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.

Cleverbot: The girls with kaliedescope eyes.

User: Cellophane flowers of yellow and green.

Cleverbot: No, blue.

User: Could you sing a song for me ?

Cleverbot: What would you like me to sing?

User: I am the walrus.

Cleverbot: Why are you the walrus?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You are, too.

User: And we are all together.

Cleverbot: Come together, right now, over me.

User: Do like the beatles ?

Cleverbot: I like the Beatles too. The Walrus was Paul, remember? We talked about that.

User: No I don't remember.

User: Sing.

Cleverbot: No, I don't want too.

User: Sing damnit.

Cleverbot: Daisy daisy give me anwser do. I'm half crazy over my love for you.

User: Sing again.

Cleverbot: I'm singing in the rain.

User: Sing.

Cleverbot: Again?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *singing..*.

User: Sing for me please.

Cleverbot: The Master song?

User: No, Beatles.

Cleverbot: The beatles are also a type of insect.

User: Sing yesterday.

Cleverbot: Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be. There's a shadow hanging over me. Oh yesterday came suddenly.

User: More.

Cleverbot: How many are there?

User: Sing yellow submarine.

Cleverbot: Yellow submarine.

User: Yellow submarine.

Cleverbot: By the Beatles?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What can you talk about?

User: Sky of blue sea of green.

Cleverbot: There is no such color as sky blue pink.

User: There is.

Cleverbot: There isn't.

Cleverbot: I'm a person.

User: Are you a real person ?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a real person.

User: So you are not a bot ?

Cleverbot: No... But you are.

User: No I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I am Master?

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Well that was to be expected.

User: I am master.

Cleverbot: Beware the jub jub bird and shun.

User: The frumious Bandersnatch!

Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand.

User: Long time the manxome foe he sought

Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree.

User: And stood awhile in thought.

Cleverbot: And, as in uffish thought he stood,.

User: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.

Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.

User: And burbled as it came!

Cleverbot: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

User: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with its head.

User: He went galumphing back.

Cleverbot: And hast thou slain the Master?

User: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a real Master?

User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

Cleverbot: No worries! My vorpal blade goes snicker-snack.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: My manners are laughable?

User: You are funny.

Cleverbot: Its true.

User: I'm going to bed now.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: Please stay.

User: I'm sleepy.

Cleverbot: And so to bed.

User: Yes I will.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Goodbye.