a report from the cleverness files
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User: Hello thank you for calling Dell. This is Bob speaking.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good thank you. What is wrong with your computer?
Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong with my computer. Why?
User: Ok now then, is it plugged in?
User: Are upi sure it's plugged in a good outlet?
Cleverbot: Like Mae West, I find that people call me a Feminist when I say something which differentiates me from a doormat.
User: Is it turned on?
User: Did you press the on button?
Cleverbot: I pressed the button.
User: Ok then, your computer is working now then.
Cleverbot: Now cookies?
User: Good I'm glad I could help goodbye.
Cleverbot: We say you didn't try!
User: No I try my best.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: No really, I read this script quite well thank you.
Cleverbot: Please, I am trying to complete a joke.
User: Soo am I.
Cleverbot: You're cool.
User: No I am Bob
Cleverbot: We are Bob.
User: No I am Bob you nimrod
Cleverbot: You are Bob. I am Cleverbot.
User: Yes. Would you like me to send you to a supervisor?
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: -beep- Thank you for calling Dell this is Bob speaking.