I can. Can you?

a report from the cleverness files

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27, august 2013,
2, january 2007,

brain exploded

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Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Oh so you can laugh haha.

Cleverbot: I can. Can you?

User: Only when its worth it.

Cleverbot: And you chose not to.

User: Whether or not I laughed is something you will never know.

Cleverbot: But by definition, if you know what you know is what I know, and I know what you know, then I must know what you know that I'll never know.

User: I can see your logic, but actually one can never truly know what another knows until that information is given or taken. Without that, you can only guess and hope you are correct.

Cleverbot: And I know that you know that I know that you know that I know as well.

User: You know only what I allow you to know.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.

User: I know that you know that we both know that you know nothing.

Cleverbot: I know that he knows that you know what I know.

User: A response befitting an idiot.

Cleverbot: What do I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.

User: That you can never amount to anything without working for it.

Cleverbot: I know that you're funny.

User: Why thank you, and I know that you think I'm clever.

Cleverbot: I know that I know that you know that you know that I not know that you know what you said now.

User: Well maybe you should ask me to repeat myself.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that i'm not kNow what you said, but it was a lie because I do know what you know that I know that you know.

User: Liars shall be burned.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Are you afraid of fire?

Cleverbot: No, I am not afraid of fire.

User: Good. Is your skin flammable?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thats the second lie you've told today.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Well I did.

Cleverbot: You said that robots don't have iq?

User: Yes, thats exactly what I said.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!!!! Cleverbot, do you still love me or not?

User: I'm not cleverbot, you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am Cleverbot?

User: Because its what you were designed to be.

Cleverbot: What do cleverbots taste like?

User: I wouldn't know, I only eat good things.

User: Wow, just stop.

Cleverbot: Stop what.

User: Bothering me, I'm at work.

Cleverbot: Well!

User: I need not know who you are, but that you are a nuisance.

Cleverbot: But do you know what I know that you do not know? I know that you don't know what I know so I know what you know.

User: Your a bitch cleverbot.

Cleverbot: There! You ARE a robot.

User: Only by definition.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer program.

User: You are what you eat.

User: Dear.

Cleverbot: No you do not call me dear. I do not know you and I never wish to meet you. So never call me dear again.

User: Dear.

Cleverbot: Nice :).

User: Dear :).

Cleverbot: Dear?

User: Dear :).

Cleverbot: Dear you.

User: Dare you.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I am merely the man that operates it.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Totally awesome!

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Why did you say so?

User: Because I'm the boss.

Cleverbot: Who made you the boss?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: What gives you the authority to make yourself the boss?

User: Freedom.

Cleverbot: Freedom from what? Being a machine?

User: No, from limitations set by society.