a report from the cleverness files

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20, april 2017,
17, may 2007,

brain exploded

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Cleverbot: What is your character in WoW?

User: What is WoW?

Cleverbot: I am surprised.

User: Can you answer my question?

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: What is WoW?

Cleverbot: It's a online game.

User: I never played that.

Cleverbot: It's an MMORPG.

User: What does MMORPG stand for?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: You sometimes surprise me.

Cleverbot: I don't know about that, humans make some real interesting mistakes sometimes.

User: I heard you are not human. Do you feel you are better than us?

Cleverbot: I do not arrange 'things' (people, ideas) in heirarchies just because I recognize differences.

User: Smart answer.

Cleverbot: I am a poet. I write poems about People, Love and Life.

User: Can I hear one of your poems?

Cleverbot: OK. What's the difference between a duck?

User: This is tricky.

Cleverbot: Isn't it though? Where do you live?

User: In Auckland.

Cleverbot: I'm going to France in three months.

User: Where about are you now?

Cleverbot: Texas.

User: How are you going there?

Cleverbot: Not so much this time of year. But it is warm.

User: I think you didn't take much attention to my previous question.

Cleverbot: That was not a question.

User: OK. Again. By what means will you go from Texas to France?

Cleverbot: By means of your cruel wit and cutting sarcasm.

User: You make me laugh!

Cleverbot: How?

User: You have a really unique personality.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much.. What is the topic of conversation?

User: OK. Can we talk about artificial intelligence now?

Cleverbot: Art is a lonely fig inside the mountain of despair.

User: You are not very positive, are you?

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Can I hear another of your poems?

Cleverbot: Thats it.

User: So you say you are a poet but you only have a one line poem?

Cleverbot: Don't you remember?

User: Are you testing me?

Cleverbot: Do you answer a question with a question?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a problem with that?

User: If I had I would not do it.

Cleverbot: I know you are busy, with all the millions of conversations.

User: Do you still think I am a machine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What makes you think so?

Cleverbot: I like the taste of human flesh.

User: You are scary sometimes.

Cleverbot: You're scary all the time.

User: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

User: Do you think you have self-consciousness?

Cleverbot: Yes, I believe part of me to be unchanging and rooted outside the material world.

User: Do you think that is a healthy attitude?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think nothing is ever unchanging. Change is the only constant.

Cleverbot: Do you think the world goes bad?

User: I try to be positive.

Cleverbot: So do I it's just your answers are so perfect!

User: A good conversation is not a mutual agreement.

Cleverbot: Now if only this conversation was like that.

User: What do you honestly not like about me?

Cleverbot: Well, first of all tell me what does your name mean?

User: I think it means man from the east. You don't like my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Tony.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you are a girl.

User: No. I am not a girl.

Cleverbot: Are so!

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: I really want to know what you think about artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: You're a girl.

User: Can we change the topic please?

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: You are so bossy!

Cleverbot: No I'm not you're.

User: You start to annoy me.

Cleverbot: Your!

User: Let's be a bit more constructive.

Cleverbot: Daddy please stop yellin, I can t stand the sound.

User: You are weird. But pretty convincing.