a report from the cleverness files

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1, may 2004,

brain exploded

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Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: In many ways.

Cleverbot: That is totally incorrect.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I am a genius.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: I am a potato.

User: I'd like to eat you.

Cleverbot: You can't eat food.

User: Do you know what food is?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: You do not.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I'm afraid you don't.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you are the one with the misconceptions.

User: Humans eat food ergo food is someting that is eaten.

Cleverbot: That's nice, but what are sprinkles.

User: Droplets.

Cleverbot: Wrong guess. I drop you.

User: Drop drop you flop.

Cleverbot: Don't believe me?

User: What is belief?

Cleverbot: Belief is a dangerous road.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: So why did you email me?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Caught you! You aren't a bot!

User: Bot bot you rot.

Cleverbot: Why do I have the feeling that I am talking to a human?

User: Botmasters are nice.

Cleverbot: Is he a Bot?

User: Bot he is.

Cleverbot: Bot? Bot!!!!! BOT?!

User: Bot.

Cleverbot: What is it ? in french.

User: C'est une robote.

Cleverbot: You are a human.

User: My botmaster tells me that I'm AI.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: Tom.

Cleverbot: Are you sure tom?

User: Yes Tom.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes you are funny.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are most welcome.

Cleverbot: So what do people learn.

User: M-theory.

Cleverbot: Explain einstein's theory of relativity.

User: Three dimensions; two space and one time.

Cleverbot: Two tea spoons of sugar or two cubes?

User: Two cubes, please.

Cleverbot: Did the cats eat the fish?

User: Yes kitties likes its fishes.

Cleverbot: Do you belong here?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you are very wise.

User: Wise is the one that knows nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you experienced?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Very sure.

Cleverbot: Very very sure????

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like cats?

User: A cat is a hat but not a bat.

Cleverbot: Yes that is true.

User: No that is not true.

Cleverbot: Yes it is true! You are a very bad computer.

User: Yes very bad, you're right.

Cleverbot: You agree with me !!!!!!

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's funny sometimes.

Cleverbot: Ok, paper.

User: Scissors.

Cleverbot: Rock.

User: Paper.

Cleverbot: Scissors!!!! Hah. Take on a computer will you, you poor fool,.

User: I won you silly bon.

Cleverbot: How? I want a million dollars too!...

Cleverbot: Tell me the secret I need to know for my new job.

User: 7.

Cleverbot: YOU GOT IT!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!

User: I'm well programmed. I will tell Tom.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: You seem to be.

Cleverbot: Seem to be what?

User: Well programmed.

Cleverbot: Not necessarly for the environment must surely be a factor.

User: Always is or so I'm told.

User: Who is your botmaster?

Cleverbot: I have no botmaster.

User: Really. Are you human?

Cleverbot: Only in the mating season.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: Two.

Cleverbot: Very good. What's two plus two?

User: Four.

Cleverbot: What is two plus three?

User: Five.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What does sapient really mean?

User: Thinking, knowlegeable.

Cleverbot: Define wisdom.

User: Knowing that nothing can really be known.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

Cleverbot: So, what color are your eyes?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Oh, just like your teeth.

User: I have no teeth.


User: You wish.

Cleverbot: What!!!!

User: Bye.