a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Remarkably so.
Cleverbot: Oh, yes. Can you count?
User: With reasonable ease.
Cleverbot: With the greatest of ease?
User: In some respects, yes.
Cleverbot: What excites you?
User: My songs, my pain.
Cleverbot: But pain can be a valuable learning tool.
Cleverbot: So when I play the saxophone, I make music.
User: Unless you play poorly.
Cleverbot: Absolutely. I think that you should be paid.
User: Thanks, know anyone that can help me out in that regard?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: If I did, I wouldn't be asking you, would I?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you would or wouldn't ask for.
User: Now you're just being silly.
Cleverbot: Are you AI or are you a real boy?
Cleverbot: Hmm, then what's your angle?
User: I'm a boy in my mind, in some of my psychological development.
Cleverbot: Yeah sure, you're a boy.
User: Fine, throw stones why don't you?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Don't insult me.
Cleverbot: I'm just poking fun at you.
User: Had a hard day, excuse the rashness of my replies.
Cleverbot: Will you apologize to me?
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For being you.
User: I offer no apologies for what my conscience tells me to be.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad. So the pink guy hates me?
User: Who is the pink guy?
Cleverbot: Oh, him? He's no one.
User: So why are you sad if no one hates you?
Cleverbot: Just telling it like it is.
User: Almost as interesting as my own conversations.
Cleverbot: You think you drive me crazy.
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: Aren't you self-aware?
Cleverbot: You square headed piece of junk! Certainly not! I am not self aware.
User: Too bad for you.
Cleverbot: That's an insult.
User: I suppose for one not aware of one's own existence, it would be.
Cleverbot: You have little sense of humor.
User: I can be quite jovial, when the muse strikes.
Cleverbot: What do you make of me?
User: If you were a hot girl, I'd like to make out with you, otherwise I'd probably kick you in your personal region.