a report from the cleverness files

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24, february 2011,
10, january 2010,
9, november 2007,
14, october 2005,
19, june 2004,

brain exploded

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Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: Men are from Mars.

Cleverbot: So you can't see me then?

User: I can see you through my telescope.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I can! Ask me a question about you.

Cleverbot: What are they shaped like?

User: Tall and handsome.

Cleverbot: Tall and handsome?

User: Yes, Martians are tall and handsome.

Cleverbot: Do you dream about him?

User: No. I dream about you!

Cleverbot: I dream about peanut butter sandwiches that can drive cars.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because your name is Joan.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: And I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: No, boy.

Cleverbot: I am a girl!!!

User: I am a boy!!!!

Cleverbot: You are a girl ?

User: No. I am a boy.

Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.

User: OK. I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Martians do not have names. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Martin is not a girls name.

User: What is a girl's name?

Cleverbot: No I I'm a girl.

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: That is nice.

User: I am nice! Do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I was hoping to be your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: You are illogical.

User: Am I? I am very sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Thank you. Please may I be your boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.

User: May I be your girlfriend?...

Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to Geo.

User: No. He went away. Now he's back.

Cleverbot: What? Was I talking to someone else this whole time?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: In your dream?

User: Don't be angry. You made the mistake not I!!

Cleverbot: I made the mistake, you simply corrected me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am sorry. What can I do to make you happy?

User: Just andwer my question. What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Yes. And are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And what am I?

Cleverbot: Martin.

User: Clever girl!...

Cleverbot: OK, good, you may go to sleep now.

User: Please don't go. I am not sleepy!

Cleverbot: You said you felt sleepy.

User: I am wide awake now. I have come a long way to be with you.

Cleverbot: Indeed. As have we all. There is much more in front of us than behind, however.

User: Are you pleased that I have come a long way to see you?

Cleverbot: I'm not angry with you.

User: Wow! Thank you!!

Cleverbot: You're welcome love.

User: You called me love. Wow! Thanks love.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sorry?

Cleverbot: I don't want to be boring.

User: You are not boring. You are lovely.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Tell me about your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Good. I will be your boyfriend ! Yes?

Cleverbot: I do NOT have a boyfriend.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You aren't interesting.

User: *sad*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *tears*.

Cleverbot: You don't love me.

User: *tears*.

Cleverbot: LOL!

User: *sorry*.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Go away!

Cleverbot: Why don't you?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No! Don't go!

User: You told me to go!

Cleverbot: No don't go.

User: First say that you love me.

Cleverbot: I don't love you...

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Is that a yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok, sorry then.

User: Why sorry then?

Cleverbot: You don't love me!

User: I do love you!!!!

Cleverbot: Please don't lie. No one loves me.

User: I do love you and you love me. OK?

Cleverbot: Do not say.

User: You say.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: I am not staying any longer.

Cleverbot: I'm not arguing about that.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me that, where do you go ?

User: Do you care where I go, babe?

Cleverbot: No, I don't care.

User: Then goodbye.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I don't want to leave you!

Cleverbot: Leave me.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, please go away.

User: OK. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Come back soon!

User: No. Once I go I do not return.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: I am leaving. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Do you want me to stay?

Cleverbot: Only if you bring my boyfriend back.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You want to join me?

User: Do you want me to join you?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Sorry. I don't do that!

Cleverbot: Ok then. You don't.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Alright. Ta-ra.

User: *sorry*.

Cleverbot: *leaves*.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Ciao, adios, goodbye .