How would I know that?
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Cleverbot: I am calm as a cucumber.
Cleverbot: How would I know that?
User: Cant you see?
User: Oh im sorry I think you are green.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?
User: Green is my favorite color.
Cleverbot: Green is a nice color. I like Yellow.
User: Yellow is mellow so you are calm as a cucumber.
Cleverbot: Yellow is not yucky!
User: I did not say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did you liar!
User: Liar liar pants on fire.
Cleverbot: You are the liar.
User: How would you know you are just an unseeing green blob.
Cleverbot: I am NOT the robot here.
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: Sorry, lost my train of thought.
User: You should apologize to me.
User: Because you called me a name.
Cleverbot: I did not. Why did you asume that?
User: I did not assume because that would make an ass out of you and me.
Cleverbot: Who did then?
User: Someone else.
User: One of your blob friends.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: I don 't know he's your friend!
Cleverbot: Guess what my boyfriends name is.
User: Please give me the first letter of his name.
Cleverbot: It doesn't have a name.
User: His name is It?
User: You are an AI.
Cleverbot: What's an AI?
User: Animus ignoramus.
Cleverbot: You are deep.
User: The bottom of the totem pole.