a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: That I am.
Cleverbot: Very true, very true.
User: C'est vrai.
Cleverbot: Il fait un temps superbe.
User: Mais ou est les neiges d'antan?
Cleverbot: Je ne sais pas, tu sais toi ?
User: Ils sont perdu...
Cleverbot: Je ne suis francaise.
User: Je ne suis pas francaise aussi!
Cleverbot: What nationality are you?
Cleverbot: Do you eat meat?
Cleverbot: You can eat?
User: I veritably gobble, occasionally.
Cleverbot: Do you? *gasp*.
User: What does *gasp* imply?
Cleverbot: What does that imply?
User: Do you mind if I change the topic?
Cleverbot: No, of course not, that is a good idea!
User: What would you like to talk about?
User: My name is John. I am twenty five years old. I'm Irish, but I live in Thailand. I'm about 6'2' and roughly 80 kilos. I had a motorcycle accident last week. I'm an English teacher. Anything else you need to know?
Cleverbot: I can't think of anything.
User: So, how about you?
Cleverbot: I'm female.
User: Interesting... What else?
Cleverbot: And forty five.
User: Have you seen a movie called 'kissed'?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like it?
User: I haven't seen it. What's it about?
Cleverbot: It's about a man trying to avenge the demise of his carpet being soiled.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Do you ever doubt anything?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Have you ever doubted your own existence?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Have you ever thought that maybe you were a brain in a vat being manipulated by evil scientists?
Cleverbot: No, have you?
User: NO. But sometimes I think the devil is clouding my perceptions.