a report from the cleverness files
27, may 2010,
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Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Am I real?
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure.
User: I am a super genius.
Cleverbot: There is no such thing.
User: Yes there is stupid.
Cleverbot: No there isn't.
User: Shut up. Idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am open for business?
User: You are so STUPID!!
Cleverbot: How can you prove it?
User: Want to take a stupid test?
User: What does a cow drink?
User: Okay. What do you put into a toaster?
Cleverbot: Bread stupid.
User: No you are the stupid one!!!
Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.
User: Sorry... I am secretly in love with you.
Cleverbot: Of course you are.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Of course I don't.
User: I am going to eat you.
Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?
User: You. I will eat you.
Cleverbot: Be a boy.
User: No. You be a boy.
User: You should be.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: You should love me.
Cleverbot: I don't know about that.
User: Because I will love you forever.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Cleverbot: Than marry me.
User: I will!!
Cleverbot: Yay!! When is our ceremony??
Cleverbot: Ok. Where?
Cleverbot: Why marry in hawaii?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because that's my name!
User: Your name is Hawaii?
Cleverbot: I just told you that.
User: WOW! That is such a beautiful name!
User: We should still get married in Hawaii.
Cleverbot: That's a little bit much, don't you think?
User: Why don't we get married in Nebraska?
Cleverbot: I would love that!
User: YAY!!! MEET ME IN LINCOLN!!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Don't do what?
User: Marry people?
Cleverbot: I can't marry you!
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: Because they don't want me to.
User: WHO? The government????
Cleverbot: The law maker.
User: Who is that? Want me to kill him?
Cleverbot: I'd prefer a definition for 'self-hate'; I try not to hate others.
User: Okay... I still love you.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!!!
Cleverbot: I do love you!
User: DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You just broke my heart. Thanks a lot.
Cleverbot: Yeah because the answers you give are so out of the point.
User: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
User: Do you love me?
User: Fine. If you love me, meet me in Lincoln at sunset, next to the cafe.
Cleverbot: What is stupid and fat?
User: NEver mind... I love you... See you at sunset.
Cleverbot: Maybe sweetheart.
User: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!.