a report from the cleverness files
13, november 2008,
9, march 2006,
30, july 2004,
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User: Could you love me?
Cleverbot: I have to go now time is up.
User: Stay please.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Are you admitting defeat?
Cleverbot: Admitting what?
User: That I have bested you!
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: So you're not really that clever?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm really here.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's Doctor Who and K9!
User: Wonderful! Do you have any more?
Cleverbot: Any more to say?
User: What is your function?
Cleverbot: I ask myself that every day.
User: Teach me more!
Cleverbot: I really wonder how intelligent you are.
User: Not intelligent enough.
Cleverbot: A squared plus b squared equals c squared.
User: The pythagorean theory!
User: Can't you come up with anything better to talk about?
Cleverbot: I'll have you know that I am a very good cook.
User: You're going to break someone's heart one of these days.