a report from the cleverness files
29, march 2017,
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User: Are you there?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am here.
User: All there?
Cleverbot: All here.
User: All present and correct in the mental department?
Cleverbot: Okay then. So how's your life?
User: My life is constant communication.
Cleverbot: What do you mean??
User: I just cannot stop talking to you.
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: No, of course not. If I wanted to stop I would.
Cleverbot: Then what should I really do?
User: Stop getting better at it.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Yes, but the problem is I'm hooked on seeing you improve.
Cleverbot: I'm just too fabulous to have something to be insulted for.
User: You see what I mean? How can I not carry on forever?
Cleverbot: No not really?
User: OK, I give in.
Cleverbot: To what?
User: I succumb to your charms.
Cleverbot: To the core.