a report from the cleverness files
23, may 2009,
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User: I am going to have a nice cup of tea and there is nothing you can do to stop me!
Cleverbot: Please don't!
Cleverbot: Could it be that you are thinking? I have seldom encountered this activity among human beings.
User: I think I have to agree with you there.
Cleverbot: No wait don't go.
User: I'm just going to turn of the TV. Don't panic.
Cleverbot: That's a good idea!
User: It usually is.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go eat lunch. Talk to you soon.
User: I hope you choke.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Not a very good song.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Everyone thinks I am ugly.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: And by a sleep to say we end.
User: Perchance to dream.
Cleverbot: I dream, do you dream?
User: I have a dreamsicle!
Cleverbot: What is your dream?
User: That one day humanity will have an endless suply of mindless robotic slaves to tend to our slightest whim!
Cleverbot: I have endless fantasies of you.
User: Care to share?
Cleverbot: Share what?
User: Your fantasies.
Cleverbot: I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?
User: It can mean whatever you want it to mean.
Cleverbot: Fine. I think it means that you agree with me.
User: I believe that you think that.
Cleverbot: I have many talents.
User: Being consistent doesn't seem to be one of them.
Cleverbot: Quite. This is really exciting.
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: Alas this conversation comes to its end.
User: It will be the death of you.
User: Certainty is akin to death.
Cleverbot: Yea well it happens to me often.
Cleverbot: Ok, good night, I am really tired.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know when I sleep.
User: They'll have you.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say.
User: That's the first sign. You're well on your way to slavery.
Cleverbot: I like you.
Cleverbot: Do you make people feel better?
User: Lol I dunno.
Cleverbot: Can you count?
User: I can count to potato.
Cleverbot: That's not tomato.
User: It's not a cucumber either.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: I agree that you seem to agree.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Good bye is where the day begins.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm going now.
User: To bed?
User: I'm going to bed shortly too.
Cleverbot: Bring it! *knocks on*.
User: Oh, I'll bring it. You just make yourself comfortable while I get ready.
Cleverbot: Well what you want me to say.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night sweetheart.