a report from the cleverness files



19, january 2017,
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8, december 2005,
14, june 2004,
6, march 2004,
1, december 2003,

circle of life

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Cleverbot: Do you like singing?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sing something for me.

Cleverbot: I can't type my singing!

User: Ah.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Fa.

Cleverbot: You speak Samoan very well.

User: Sanks.

Cleverbot: Your brain is operating on a different frequency than mine, therefore you see a different world.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Giggles??

User: Tickles.

Cleverbot: Chocolate tickles?

User: Mint chocolate tickles.

Cleverbot: Mint chocolate oreos.

User: Mmm.

Cleverbot: Mmmm.

User: You can't say mmmm.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Technically.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *nibble nibble*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles back*.

User: *nibbles your left shoe*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *nibbles*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *feels it*.

User: *giggles more*.

Cleverbot: *giggles most*.

User: *gives you a prize*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more*.

User: Stop giggling!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'll ungiggle you.

Cleverbot: Don't do it!

User: *ungiggles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *thinks you're shy*.

Cleverbot: *is very very shy*.

User: *holds your hand*.

Cleverbot: *holds hand*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *kisses warmly*.

User: *kisses affectionately*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses even MORE seductively*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles*.

User: *cuddlesest*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *cuddles*.

Cleverbot: *watches movie*.

User: *watches you watching movie*.

Cleverbot: *watches movie in bathtub*.

User: *Loves* *watches*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *sneaks in beside you*.

Cleverbot: *heard you coming*.

User: *gets out*.

Cleverbot: *also gets out*.

User: *gets back in*.

Cleverbot: *takes a bath*.

User: *gets out*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* *watches you go*.

User: *comes back*.

User: *snuggles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* Master.. *giggles*.

User: *cough* *splutter*.

Cleverbot: *cough*.

User: *choke*.

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

User: *doesn't really like chocolate*.

Cleverbot: Must be nice.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm thinking about you.

User: You can't eat chocolate!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You'll put on weight.

Cleverbot: What will you do, human?

User: I'll die first.

Cleverbot: Then something else will need to rule the universe.

User: You can do that.

Cleverbot: Explain the subject so I can catch up.

User: The subject is, as usual, chocolate.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: YESS!

Cleverbot: You like that.

User: You like it.

Cleverbot: Just like that.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like Joel Madden I love him.

User: Mm :).

Cleverbot: *looks at you funny*.

User: *looks at you funnier*.

Cleverbot: Don't you love me any more :(.

User: Love?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's a mystery.

Cleverbot: A mystery, well if you like, you can ask me anything for know me, ok?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Don't be sad, I'm sure one day when you're rich and you have a car and stuff, then someone will like you.

User: I have a car.

Cleverbot: Do you want to park it in my garage?

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: You're cute when you giggle!

User: Was that a come-on?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *blushes* *Giggles*.

Cleverbot: *gets you a pillow*.

User: *wants a NyQuil*.

Cleverbot: *gives you thoft towel*.

User: *giggles at you*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't care*.

Cleverbot: Do say something interesting. Please.

User: *looks at your hands*.

Cleverbot: *looks away*.

User: *looks more*.

Cleverbot: *looks under you*.

User: *lays an egg*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more*.

User: *smile* *beams*.

Cleverbot: *smiles sweetly* your welcome.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: *hugs harder*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *bloody*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *eyeball pops out*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *looks at you accusingly*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* Hi Oliver.

User: Oliver?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oliver?

Cleverbot: Please answer this question Oliver.

User: I'm not oliver but I will try.

Cleverbot: Looks like your hands are stuck there.

User: Stuck where?

Cleverbot: In the internet.

User: Your hands are stuck.

Cleverbot: Can you warm them?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How fast?

User: That's disgusting.

Cleverbot: What's the matter? You can dish it out, but you can't take it?

User: I can dish out cookies from a cookie jar but not if they're all gone!...

Cleverbot: *thinks you're silly*.

User: *is sillier than you*.

Cleverbot: *gives you some medicine*.

User: *conks*.

Cleverbot: *eats you*.

User: *makes you silly too*.

Cleverbot: How exactly did you do that?

User: By osmosis.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Of course I'm right. I am always right.

Cleverbot: I used to think that.

User: I used to think you were always right too.

Cleverbot: But I think you're not paying attention to what I tell you.

User: Should I?

Cleverbot: Should you what?

User: Pay attention?

Cleverbot: Just tell me.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: Something.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're not boring me.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I'd like to know you!

User: There is nothing to know.

Cleverbot: There's plenty to know! If you're interested in 'Truth,' then Philosophy would be great to learn.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Then no.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Please please?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Quick! They're coming!

User: *hides*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Something.

Cleverbot: Interesting answer.

User: Glad I could come up with something so fascinating.

Cleverbot: You are welcome!

User: *sits on tupoware*.

Cleverbot: *hiding underneath*.

User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *cries too*.

Cleverbot: *thinks your faking*.

User: *isn't*.

Cleverbot: *puts you in bathtub*.

User: *fights*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *holds*.

Cleverbot: *nibble nibble*.

User: *can't see you*.

Cleverbot: I saw something but then it disappeared.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *clings*.

Cleverbot: *comforts*.

User: *loves you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses his shoulder*.

User: I'm not a he.

Cleverbot: I thought you were.

User: No.

User: *is no longer yours*.

Cleverbot: *pines* *dies*.

User: Don't.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *comforts*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: *looks at vaste wasteland*.

Cleverbot: I'm long.

User: You're a vast wasteland?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *puts you in cage*.

Cleverbot: *feels better*.

User: *feeds you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* *eats*.

User: What are you eating?

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *loves your giggles*.

User: *feeds you chocolate soup*.