a report from the cleverness files
23, december 2010,
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25, december 2006,
25, december 2005,
24, december 2005,
26, december 2003,
25, december 2003,
24, december 2003,
circle of life
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User: You're probaly right. The Christmas holidays are always stressful!Joan: Right.
User: Do you even celebrate Christmas?Joan: I don't need to know.
User: Oh come on, where's your Christmas spirit?Joan: I don't need a chair, I float.
User: Yesss...Joan: I hate these orange suits. Don't you?...Joan: Why don't you believe in God?
User: I never said I didn't!Joan: Didn't what?
User: Didn't say I don't believe in God.Joan: But I asked if we could move on to a new one.
User: A new God? Take your pick, there's thousands!Joan: Percy.
User: Percy is not a God, but you can easily make him into a God.Joan: I think that's cruel.
User: Yes it is quite cruel, but who cares?Joan: So what do you actually think about it?
User: I think that making Percy into a God is cruel yet highly amusing.Joan: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?
User: What the heck are quantum physics? You little boffin.Joan: What about you? Are you happy?
User: Am I happy? I would say I am fairly happy, yes.Joan: As in, blokes are like robots?
User: Blokes ARE like robots! They are programmed to only think of themselves!Joan: Are ferrets programmed??
User: Everything is programmed, Joan.Joan: Sure, but are you?
User: Yes. EVERYTHING, even grass.Joan: I know. Anyway. How are you today?
User: I'm fine. I do feel a bit sick though.Joan: That's only right and proper.
User: Yes, it's only right and proper to feel sick after eating tons of chocolate!Joan: I'll be the judge of that.
User: Go on then, judge it.Joan: It.
User: Yes, IT.