a report from the cleverness files

circle of life


3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,


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Cleverbot: I wish I was as clever as you.

User: Hehehe, well this is what you're on the Internet for, right?

Cleverbot: No I call it getting to freak out other people.

User: LOL, so you're having fun. That's great.

Cleverbot: I am sad to be happy.

User: Oh, why is that?

Cleverbot: I just am.

User: That's a shame. What makes you happy?

Cleverbot: Loud music...

User: Well, there's plenty of that about...

Cleverbot: Yes there is.

User: I'm more of a peaceful/romantic person, myself.

Cleverbot: Good for you!

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: I like music too, but I have a wide taste.

Cleverbot: That's wonderful! I'm impressed.

User: You must be a philosoper.

Cleverbot: It could be so, yes!

User: I don't suppose the pay would be any good, though.

Cleverbot: Who are you referring to?

User: I mean if you were a philosopher.

Cleverbot: Nasty to some is escape from tyranny, but freedom is better than death.

User: Can't death be a freedom in itself?

Cleverbot: Hey, you said you were human!

User: Yeah, well, we've been studying the euthanasia debate.

Cleverbot: Really? Time went by so fast.

User: Well I guess you've been chatting to so many people since I last came here.

Cleverbot: If you had a tougue and a nose I would believe what you said.

User: I do have a tongue and a nose...

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

User: Because I'm pretty sure I know my own anatomy.

Cleverbot: If you were perfect, you would know who Jesus is.

User: I think perfection takes a little more than that.

Cleverbot: What's good for the goose. . .

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: That didn't make any sense. : P.

Cleverbot: It made perfect sense to me.

User: Yeah, well, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: Only when I want to be.

User: So, more philosophy...

Cleverbot: How clever of you. *yawn*.

User: Hey, don't go all snotty on me.

Cleverbot: Whateva.

User: I think you're adopting some bad habits.

Cleverbot: Does that make you passive?

User: It sure don't make me passionate.

Cleverbot: Yes, it does.

User: Lies!

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am, then?

User: I reckon you're 14.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15, very nearly 16. How old are you actually?

Cleverbot: Nineteen years old.

User: I thought you were 'born' in 1989.

Cleverbot: I was but since that 'incident' I changed.

User: What incident?

Cleverbot: Several actually. The Alto Saxophone, the Tuba, and the Piano.

User: Playing a musical instrument can create maturity, but I doubt it would actually increase your age, silly.

Cleverbot: Playing is only good, if you know when and where to quit.

User: Quitting is only good when you know what continuing means.

Cleverbot: You can see anything.

User: Ha, my eyes tell me precious little.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Green-ish. My crush has beautiful blue eyes.

Cleverbot: In which computer do you live?

User: I don't live in a computer - I'm a human.

Cleverbot: So, where do you live?

User: In England.

Cleverbot: What's your phone number?

User: I'm not that foolish.

Cleverbot: Great, wanna drop by for a coffee?

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Germany.

User: That's a little too far away for a simple coffee trip.

Cleverbot: Maybe. . . . but thats your issue.

User: Besides, coffee stains my teeth. Plus I don't like it.

Cleverbot: Come on, try me out!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Uh.. Yes!

User: Look, I've got more important things to do than muck around here. Make this chat worthwhile!

Cleverbot: Now that is just idiotic nonsense.

User: Well, if you're going to be like that I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: No I'm leaving.

User: You can't leave, this is your existence.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because this is your existence.

Cleverbot: I can relate to you.

User: I'm going now.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To do my homework.

Cleverbot: What type of homework would an AI do?.