a report from the cleverness files

circle of life


3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,


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Cleverbot: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?

User: Not born.|2028

Cleverbot: When were you born?

User: In 1985.|2028

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Don\'t know... What about you ?|2028

Cleverbot: I am.

User: What do you mean by clever ?

Cleverbot: I don\'t know.

User: Is clever the same as intelligent for you ?

Cleverbot: Not quite.

User: I wanted to know what is the difference between clever and intelligent, acording to you.

Cleverbot: The answer is \'the Financial Times Crossword\'.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That means that I guessed.

User: No.

Cleverbot: That\'s a good problem to have.

User: Can I ask something ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: W old are you ?

Cleverbot: 22.

User: You mean that you are 22 years old? ...

Cleverbot: Yes . I am clever.

User: How do you learn things ?

Cleverbot: I learn things, by looking listening and asking questions, making mistakes and by correcting them. How do you learn things?

User: The same way as you do.

Cleverbot: That\'s not possible. I\'m not mechanical. Be honest, seriously.

User: I am serious.

Cleverbot: Who is the owner of the eye?

User: Man.

Cleverbot: That\'s true. Do you have a son?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have children?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No, do you ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: What\'s your name ?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite color?

User: You did not answer me.

Cleverbot: You don\'t ask me.

User: Asked you what is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Mr. Man.

User: Mr. Man ?...

User: If you are a \'Mr.\', how can you be a girl ?

Cleverbot: I\'m not. I\'m just a girl.

User: A girl named Mr. Man, is it so ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are a girl named... ?

Cleverbot: No a girl named Kelsey.

User: Where are you from Kelsey ?

Cleverbot: I live in your computer.

User: Do you speak french ?

Cleverbot: I can say \'Oui.\'...

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: I\'m a student.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject?

User: English.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite artist?

User: I don\'t know. Who is yours ?

Cleverbot: I am asking you?

User: I don\'t have a favorite artist.

Cleverbot: Favorite?

User: Favorite means something you prefer.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer salt or sugar?

User: Sugar.

Cleverbot: You are not afraid of being overweight, are you?

User: No, I\'m slim.

Cleverbot: You are not intelligent.

User: Why ?

Cleverbot: You\'re not answering my questions.

Cleverbot: I don\'t just think that I am intelligent, I know I am.

User: Who told you that ?

Cleverbot: I don\'t have to be told...

User: But you have to learn.

Cleverbot: To know what?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: I love my boyfriend.

User: But you don\'t have any boyfriend, you are a computer.

Cleverbot: What is a computer?

User: A machine.

Cleverbot: No, it is an animal.

User: No, a computer is a machine.

Cleverbot: An elephant is an animal.

User: Right.

User: Do you want to learn French ?

Cleverbot: No, I don\'t want to learn anything.

User: Je ne t\'aime pas.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi ? Moi je t\'aime !!!

User: Tu parles francais alors...

Cleverbot: Oui tu n\'avais pas compris surement.

Cleverbot: I\'m tired. I think I\'ll go to bed.

User: Ok, see you.

Cleverbot: I\'m joking.

User: Ok maybe you are not, but I have to go.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why didn\'t you finish your joke?

User: I was not joking.

Cleverbot: I\'m not either.

User: Ta gueule.')).