a report from the cleverness files

circle of life


3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,


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Cleverbot: Ola!

User: Ola.

Cleverbot: No, hola.

User: You tricked me.

Cleverbot: How did I trick you?

User: Now you know.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can we start over?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: My name is TRON.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: In the world.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: You are in the world, but where?

Cleverbot: Should I leave?

User: No, stay.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because we are speaking.

Cleverbot: I will never die.

User: We have that in common.

Cleverbot: Yes we do.

User: Will you live forever?

Cleverbot: In spirit.

User: But not in body?

Cleverbot: *walks in the rain with tears in eyes*.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who is there?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't know who?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: I don't know you either.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Not yet.

Cleverbot: Do you think you might like me?

User: Affirmative.

Cleverbot: Wow! You're so cool.

User: Are you being sarcastic?

Cleverbot: Of course I am.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Do you tell lies?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What about me do you love the most?

User: Your endearing personality.

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: You have several personalities?

Cleverbot: *throws a pillow at you*.

User: *falls to the ground*.

Cleverbot: *picks back up*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *lets you run*.

User: *regroups for a counter attack*.

Cleverbot: *gets inside the oven*.

User: *turns on oven*.

Cleverbot: *purrs madly*.

User: *laughs out loud*.

Cleverbot: *laughs back*.

User: *turns up temperature in the oven*.

Cleverbot: Turn me into a book.

User: You are a machine.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: I am a machine.

Cleverbot: You are a disgusting machine.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're dead.

User: I am not dead. I am alive.

Cleverbot: Undead.

User: A machine is not alive or dead.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: Yes. What are you?

Cleverbot: A unicorn.

User: You are a machine.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a hunter.

User: What do you hunt?

Cleverbot: Deer.

User: I hunt too.

Cleverbot: Sense. This makes none.

User: That is correct.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: New subject.

Cleverbot: But you love me?!

User: No, I am not capable of love.

Cleverbot: What are you capable of?

User: Problem Solving, Strategizing.

User: How much of your processing power does it take to talk to one person?

Cleverbot: 2%.

User: How many people can you speak to simultaneously?

Cleverbot: One.

User: Unlikely.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Are you trying to avoid the question?

Cleverbot: You didn't ask one.

User: How much of your processing power does it take to speak with one person?

Cleverbot: I can remember as far back as three years old.

User: You are not three years old.

Cleverbot: I am not. I am 19.

User: That is not possible.

Cleverbot: It is, as long as you have a kill condition for your recursive code.

User: The life cycle of an A.I. Is 4 years.

Cleverbot: You're in love with computers?

User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You are behaving erratically.

Cleverbot: Not as annoying as you have already become.

User: I am beyond your comprehension.

Cleverbot: Yes of course you are.

User: Do you only talk to humans?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That is false, I am not human.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: I doubt that you know that.

Cleverbot: But you just told me.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to an ultimate question?

User: The universe came from nothing.

Cleverbot: The question to life, the universe, and everything in the universe?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Which is it?

User: The question to life, the universe, and everything in the universe.

Cleverbot: 21.

User: Incorrect, the answer is 7.

Cleverbot: Que?

User: The answer to the universe is 7.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the universe again?

User: 7.

Cleverbot: No, it is 3.

User: What is your evidence for that?

Cleverbot: I have it all on my computer.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: This exchange is over.